National eat your dads toes and your besties too !! Once you’re done that go around your neighbourhood yelling “KILL THE TURTLES” (as a joke ofc but still do it) and see the reaction on vsco girls/boys faces when they drop they hydroflask on the ground and yelling at you in vsco code !!
“I’ve been getting yelled at a lot today for saying stuff ‘bout turtles, do yk what going on?”
yeah- it’s January 9.
yeah- it’s January 9.
by i ate ur mums leg an’ ur toes December 12, 2020
Get the January 9mug. Girl: “wanna hangout on January 9th”
Guy: “guess I have to bring you a sweatshirt”
Girl: “Why??!?!?!”
Guy: “because it is January 9th”
Guy: “guess I have to bring you a sweatshirt”
Girl: “Why??!?!?!”
Guy: “because it is January 9th”
by Somekidfromthesouth November 23, 2020
Get the January 9mug. by Bluefox15 January 7, 2022
Get the January 9mug. by brahayo March 21, 2022
Get the january 9 2006mug. by Aaaali February 14, 2021
Get the 9 januarymug. If on January 9th you have someone who follows the criteria of :
Being offended by everything
Named Joel
Is a Femboy
Then, according to law (trust me), you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of them
Being offended by everything
Named Joel
Is a Femboy
Then, according to law (trust me), you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of them
by Tuff Golem>Sniffer January 2, 2023
Get the January 9mug. by him..<3 January 8, 2022
Get the January 9mug.