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Janes

Englishman who hangs around mens toilets, breathing heavily and challenging the many theories on the meaning of life. Janes's will commonly use a van to transport themselves from public toilet to public toilet.. praying on the innocent.
" dude i was taking a piss after lunch and this Janes appeared and was asking me how to draft a P6 schedule!"

" This janes the other day was wearing a gas mask and fisting himself in one of the cubicles.... i decided to piss on the street "
by Super006 September 11, 2012
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brayden janes

brayden janes is a really good guy, athletic, crazy, and fun to hang out with he loves to play hockey
wow is that brayden janes playing hockey again
by yepperslol October 9, 2019
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hazy janes

marijuana, weed mary janes > hazy janes
sunday morning , got the hazy hazy janes
by hazy freddie August 23, 2011
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Mama Janes

Only the most darn delectable Pizza available on Earth. The chips drenched in mayonnaise are pretty okay too. It's Mama Janes. I'm offended I've had to define this, quite frankly. You're hungry, what do you do? You eat. But where do you eat? MAMA JANES. It's simple.. it's common sense, you just wanna eat that pizza forever. It's like some kind of JOKE that these people DARE make food so desirable that I and my poor friends become putty in their chip-fat soaked hands whenever an ounce of hunger strikes.

It's like 1 2 and 3!
A to the B to the C!
MAMA J FOR ME!
They hold the key!
Let's part-ee!
Order now and you will see!
Mama Janes is worth the fee!
Whickee whickee!
... Bumble bee!
Scenario 1
Person A: "MAMA JANES..."
Person B: "I was thinking the same thing...."

Scenario 2
Person A: "MAMA JANES..."
Person B: "Mate.. I had one earlier!"
Person A: "Oh.. nevermind th.."
Person B: "Oh no, I'll have another, obviously!"
Person A: "You're my best mate."

Scenario 3
Person A: "MAMA.."
Person B: "JANES!!!"

Scenario 4
Person A: "OM NOM NOM NOM NON NOOOMM"
Person B: "... OM NOM NOM NOM OM NOMS NOM NOM OM NOOOM!"
by A Mama Janes faithful January 15, 2008
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Long Janes

long janes
Long underwear that's been feminized; usually in pink, red or light blue, sometimes sporting a design, but always with a miniscule bow at the throat.
"WOW! Another arctic blast?! Guess I won't pack up my long janes."
by SarinaSamms February 4, 2014
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Lady Janes

A men’s salon that’s disguised as a brother. Girls who got rejected from working at Hooters or Lovers Lane work here because they are butter faces.
Demitrius!

What, Kenigga?

Did you see that guy go into Lady Janes? He was carrying a White Claw and looking for a happy ending!
by Dontask1092 September 26, 2019
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Carlle Janes

Eob: When
Bob: carlle janes?
by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021
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