islamic Haircut

Humorous euphemism used to explain the (how shall we say this nicely...) ritualistic non-surgical dislocation of the head from the torso. It's becoming a useful term when attempting to relate to the antics of certain deranged individuals in the mideast who are mired in 9th century mentality.

(person 1)"Did you hear about those hostages in Iraq? Can you believe they..."

(person 2 interrupts) "..yeah I heard... they got the islamic Haircut."

(person 1 shaking head in disbelief)"I thought that was the great peaceful religion...."

by Frank Klaune July 8, 2006

islamic hot lunch

The act of wrapping ones face in plastic wrap, thus giving them the look of a Burka covered Islamic woman, then having another person take a shit on the plastic wrapped face.

"dude, I heard Nicole is a freak!"
"why is that?"
"she made Tom give her an Islamic Hot Lunch!"

by slim jim shady November 21, 2011

islamisham

A town near to Chesham (banglachesh) in buckinghamshire england, some people decided to name it so after a kebab shop opened there.

"'Ite bruv, up for going islamisham later for a kebab and to pick up some chicks?"
"Yeah mate safe as 'ouses"

by C----- October 24, 2007

Pre Islamic arabia

A beautiful yet forgotten relic of middle eastern life

Pre Islamic arabia was gorgeous til islam came along and ruined everything

by Sriracha-antidote November 2, 2022

islamic terrorism

a totally legit way of solving problems

my girlfriend cheated on me, guess i should blow up a plane

ISLAMIC TERRORISM

by loloofkap January 15, 2018

Islamist

A term used to describe militant individuals and organisations who use - or rather misuse - Islam (religion of Muslims) to further their political aims. They principally rely on terrorism and fear to obtain what they want and are helped by many governments who use these militants to instil fear into their own populace in order to justify an unnecessary reduction in civil liberties and the wanton disregard of privacy.

Most neutrals agree that they do not represent Islam or Muslims in the least.

See also Zionism, Christian Fundamentalism

He is known to be a member of an Islamist organisation which has carried out several terrorist activities over the past decade.

So-and-so is a well-known Islamist who has advocated the murder of innocents.

by JusticeForAll July 17, 2007

Islamic Terrorism

Something democrats don't want to admit exists.

Islamic terrorism does not exist. Islam is a religion of peace.

by BettaWithChedda September 21, 2018