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by ironking02 May 24, 2022
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Extreme Ironing

A fast paced sport where competitors must have the overall dexterity needed for pressing pants and mental and physical constitution necessary for extreme locations. Some location suggestions are large volcanos, the amazon rainforest, and the mariana trench. Clothing suggestions include Calvin Klein shirts, ties with beagles on them, and the super tight khakis you only get on for christmas dinner and other family gatherings.
Extreme Ironing should be an olympic event
by Bobthelobster March 15, 2022
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Febreze ironing

to make ones clothes, usually dirty or emanating bad smells, appear as though they have been recently cleaned by spraying them with Febreze or rubbing them heavily with a dryer sheet. Usually due to the fact that there were not any clean clothes available or because the clothes have touched something smelly or the wearer hugged somebody who was especially putrid.
Stephanie was running late this morning so she did some Febreze ironing real quick before getting into her car.

I don't have time to clean my dress before going on my date- and it smells kind of funky... I need some Febreze, where'd you put it?
by Smatty December 18, 2007
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Rusty Ironing Board

To have your face rubbed in the stains on a bed whilst your partner watches tv
by Homara October 12, 2019
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ironing board

used by African american booty aficionados to describe the lack of discernible rump contours of most caucasian women.
"Dat white girl's ass is flatter den a' ironing board."
by Fat Hal April 26, 2005
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ironing

having a coitus with a girl so flat that you feel like you're humping an ironing board
Ironing is a good way to revitalize your skin and reduce the prominence of wrinkles on your body
by horsejackshit December 18, 2018
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ironing your cookie

A euphamism for "gettin' your groove on". This can mean either on your own..or with a friend ;).
"Chou is ironing her cookie."
by theluggage October 18, 2004
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