Intuitive Parallel Parking

When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.

Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!

Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.

Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!

by BourbonDickanary January 8, 2023

intuitive

A word that is smart

This sentence is intuitive

by ASSSSSSSS BANANAS April 3, 2015

intitude

Inside attitude

The way a person acts on the inside

That persons intitude is terrible

by Urban master 604 January 7, 2021

intuitive

Guessing with your feeling rather than proving with facts

intuitive people are often regarded as smart people

by someone whos not special October 14, 2017