intestinal holocaust

when you've spent a grand old day throwing back chili dogs n' beer, and all of a sudden you need to make a run for the border because your ass is about to burst! you've all been there. and the holocaust part of the day is that there is no bathroom in sight, and ya crap thy pants. it's good stuff!

" uggh.. Amy, if we don't find a bathroom real soo-eh.. I've got intestinal holocaust in- ( it squirts out ) Never mind.. I took care of business! "

by pones mcChicken fingaz July 23, 2003

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Intestinal Tourist

Intestinal Tourist - A person who engages in anal sex.

Big Gay Rob and Gay Little John were intestinal tourists.

by Johnny Cunt Dodger October 19, 2006

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Intesticles

A combination of intense and testicles, which means to have a level of extreme untouchable extremeness that cannot be expressed by either of the words intense or testicles.

Guy A "I just got anal with 5 different girls all at the same time!"
Guy B "INTESTICLES!"
Guy A "Oh, and your mom..."

by Dr. mcjesus100 March 27, 2010

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intestinal suck

Its when you give someone who has just taken a strong laxative an enema by puking in there ass, letting it stay in for a few minutes, and then sucking it out (along with the shit) while swallowing. Like a beer bong.

"oh yeah girl, i can hear those burritos you had for lunch churning in your gut and all i had for lunch was sour cream and salsa, what do you say you let me have a full lunch, and we go back to my room so i can puke in your ass and then suck it out, nothing beats an intestinal suck after all". "Oh yeah my names Johnny, do you come here often"?

by johnny jerkmeoff April 28, 2006

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