Just before a male ejaculates, there are premonitory sensations marking a point of no return—when ejaculation becomes inevitable. Some therapists call this the “moment of inevitability.” Once that threshold has passed, it is too late to delay ejaculation; it then occurs beyond the man’s control.
Masturbation helps men learn to recognize the "moment of inevitability" just before orgasm and helps teach them how to avoid premature ejaculation.
by somerandomdouche June 14, 2009
The point during sexual intercourse at which the male ejaculation is imminent. The only course of action left to the man is where to deposit his manseed.
"I was railing Anna last night when she mentioned Battlestar Galactica. I immediately reached ejaculatory inevitability and blew my dewshot in her face."
by Butters1 May 14, 2010
#fuck death is inevitable
by Green Bean Eyes May 27, 2020
My theory of inevitable unknowns is very complex, because since it is inevitable it eventually becomes known.
The monster that was hunting us in the dark would inevitably find us. We didn't know what it was either, so it was an Inevitable Unknown.
by Eric Zwick January 05, 2006
Random guy: My connection speed is 512kb-
inevitable 1337: FUCK YOU! *rips guy's head off and pisses into his neck like a potty*
inevitable 1337: FUCK YOU! *rips guy's head off and pisses into his neck like a potty*
by oh mouse of feeayar March 03, 2004
by An aarenutmle May 15, 2019
An alternative name for Kinder Surprise eggs, which pretty much fulfils the English desire for disappointment right to the maximum which is probably why we buy them.
Between the horrible, cheap chocolate and the tacky plastic toy, each and every kinder egg is guaranteed to provide the equivalent of 30mgs of heroin in disillusionment. Some individuals have been so overcome with despair on exposure to the Eggs of Numbing Inevitability that they attempt to eat the toy as well.
Between the horrible, cheap chocolate and the tacky plastic toy, each and every kinder egg is guaranteed to provide the equivalent of 30mgs of heroin in disillusionment. Some individuals have been so overcome with despair on exposure to the Eggs of Numbing Inevitability that they attempt to eat the toy as well.
by True-Bill Bailey; Z dimension May 12, 2009