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social incontinence

A person who cannot keep his/her mouth shut and/or says highly innappropriate things in public.
Wow, that dude suffers from social incontinence. He is so totally socially incontinent!
by brattygurl July 23, 2010
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mentally incontinent

A person who always says out loud any thought that comes into his/her head, usually with hilarious or mortifying results.
Friend: "We were talking about Donna's new husband Dave, and Anita blurted out that she used to sleep with him!"

Me: "Oh my god! That girl is mentally incontinent!"
by Hexfet November 23, 2009
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Incontinental

I peed every time I coughed I was coughing so hard. It was pretty funny peeing my pants every 5 minutes. Now I know how it feels to be incontinental.
by MightyBoy August 5, 2008
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pseudo-incontinence

The perception that you have incontinence even though you akcually don't, just because you can no longer hold your urge to urinate
After that giant soda, I felt a wave of panic and thought I had pseudo-incontinence, but it was just the urgency to find a bathroom!
by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025
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Political Incontinence

When a political figure can't control his mouth about some things and nasty things come out of it.
Bowling game points of Obama:

Person a: "Did you hear what Obama said on Leno about his bowling game?"

Person b: "No"

Person a: "He said he bowled a 129 and that he played like special olympics".

Person b: "Oh, right, that's a case of political incontinence."
by franclml April 8, 2009
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headphone incontinence

the socially inappropriate incapacity to keep the noise from one's headphones from leaking all over nearby people (e.g., bus/subway/train passengers, coworkers)
The quiet car is sometimes soaked with headphone incontinence.
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financial incontinence

In*con*ti*nence, noun (L. incontinentia)

A condition that results in the pissing away of money; piss away money.
I'd be rich if it wasn't for my financial incontinence.
by Matt Haysom February 6, 2009
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