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Dodge The Phonebook In The Dark 

A game invented by my friends and i after a drunken night out where 2-6 players gather in a room with a phonebook turn the lights off and proceed to throw the phonebook as hard as possible in any direction you think somone is in ALWAYS results in injuries often bloodshed but always great fun highly recomended.
my personal injuries include welt on my shin, black eye, busted nose, cut over my cheekbone & large forehead wealt. thankfully my testicles have been able to Dodge The Phonebook In The Dark but my mates aren't so lucky

bro in the dark

A bro who’s never tan, and is so white that he looks like he could glow in the dark.
Justin needs to take his shirt off and get a tan—if he doesn’t he’ll bro in the dark.”

Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark 

A book used to ruin a kid's childhood.
Little Billy: Last night I read Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark and now I'll never get an erection.

Murder in the dark 

a game of hide and seek played at night time with all curtains shut a lights off. Players often run around screaming initially before remaining silent when the finder (often known as a lurker) tries to find them. The first person found is the next one on and the last person found is the winner of that round. The winner is the person who wins the most rounds. They are rewarded with the prize Mania. This can range from brew and biccies to sex or beer. Mania is defined before commencing the game.
played by bored students and children across uk, Murder in the dark is becoming more and more popular. The game originates from childhood but can be played by all.

Glow in the dark. 

A gay op or setup by a federal agency. Shorter pc correct version of glow in the dark cia nigger. Slang term for a CIA agent created by the late Terry Davis(creator of temple os).
100% this is a setup. Those guys glow in the dark.

A stub in the dark 

When walking somewhere you often walk in the dark, you stub your toe on something which is not usually there, or was only recently put there.
I had a stub in the dark last night, when I got up to go to the toilet and stubbed my toe on the coffee table which my girlfriend had moved earlier that the day.