Ismene

is the coolest person ever!! GENIUS. FUNNY. GORGEOUS . BRILLIANT.

Whoever meets her wants to marry her or be her!

As a personality she can sometimes be rude and sarcastic but she does not give a *&^&^!

Last year we had 1 000 000 suicides because they couldn't be as cool as ismene is!

by da coolness freak December 2, 2010

immense pleasure

A high ranking of sensational sexual intercourse leading to an amazing orgasm

That man gave me immense pleasure

by That one guy busting his nut March 3, 2017

Isengard

Where they're taking the hobbits!

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard (stupid, fat hobbit)!

by RiLEESMANG June 2, 2009

Take the Hobbits to Isengard

Euphemism, used when one would like to announce that they must take a poop.

"Where's the bathroom dude, I need to take the hobbits to Isengard"

by GadgetL May 20, 2008

isenberg

A particularly large or inconvenient erection that is quite obvious to those in the area

While I was doing the backstroke at the pool, I got the worst isenberg thinking about the lifeguard. It was like a little periscope!

by boathousesuprise May 27, 2009

Impenetrable

1. Impossible to get in or through: Not able to be passed through or entered.

2. Incomprehensible: Impossible to understand or discern.

3. Closed to influence: Not open to intellectual or moral influences, impressions, or ideas.

1. The woods formed an impenetrable barrier.
2. An impenetrable legal jargon.

by Jafje April 5, 2007

taking the hobbits to Isengard

A trivial phrase used to describe somebody who takes longer than expected to complete a task or objective. Taken from dialogue of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and coined by Owl City frontman Adam Young.

"Plane finally took off after a two hour delay. The pilot was totally taking the hobbits to Isengard."

OR

*in check-out line at the grocery*
CUSTOMER IN FRONT: "Hold on, let me get out my check book. Where did it go?"
YOU: "Why does this lady have to take the hobbits to Isengard?"

by TruthInTrivialLife March 11, 2011