Imperial System

The Imperial System is a system of measurement developed by pimps, for pimps and is thus used in America and a few other pimpin places as opposed to the Metric System would sounds kinda gay.

Hah the Metric System? Too easy to use! It takes a real pimp to use the Imperial System.

by KingLampshade May 21, 2009

imperial stormtrooper

standing in the way of a spray-fart

that homo just got an imperial stormtrooper-look at the mud on his tongue!

by booferama November 9, 2006

Imperial System

The Imperial System is the superior unit measurement system used by the superior species, Americans. 🦅🦅 The metric system on the other hand, is unnecessary and can go fuck its self.

Julia: Omg the Imperial System is sooooo amazing! It's like sooooo much better than the metric system.

Liam: ikr? 🦅🇺🇸

by a_cool_american January 1, 2022

Imperial System

An archaic system developed by a drunken lobster

- I ran 10 kilometres today
- Can you convert that to the Imperial System?
- lmao no

by aHikingBear April 14, 2024

Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem

Pronouns used by gay men and closeted trans

"Did you know Joshuas pronouns are Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem"

"Dude... that's slang for closested gay men.. hes gay."

"Dont misgender Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem!"

by ilikecookies22! August 8, 2021

Mar Vista High school (Imperial beach)

School located in Imperial Beach San Diego.

About the school:
-A ghetto ass school for fags.

-The most ugliest mascot in the world "mariners"
-Horrible sports program
-ugly school colors
-retarded students and teachers
-School is boring as heck.
-one of the schools with the worst grade in California
-And a whole lot more

If you live in the area I highly recommend you transfer to SOUTHWEST HIGH (San Diego) which is x10 better than this school.

Mar Vista High school (Imperial beach) is a fagget ass school!

by yoyoyoyooyoyoyoyoy August 16, 2009

Sneering Imperialist

Someone who looks down upon pretty much anyone from any nation that did not take part in the colonial imperialism of the 1700-1800s. This essentially includes every large European nation, along with the United States. However this can include whatever nation is among the most prestigious, domestically peaceful, and powerful with a significant deal of international militaristic influence.

Grandpa: "Billy, have you heard tell of those savages in the middle east? Bloody awful lot, they are. If only they had submit to our colonial rule for a short while longer, we could have shown them the rule of law and perhaps some manners. They probably wouldn't be beheading good Briti..."

Billy's Friend: "What's he going on about now?"

Billy: "Don't mind grandpa, he's a bit of a sneering imperialist."

by ComradWinston January 16, 2015