George Michael Ideation

Serious medical condition/mental disorder found in primarily in women that results from an inability to confront strong emotional and physical attraction to men with hot-ass George Michael stubble. Symptoms include listening to George Michael or Wham records on repeat, cutting out George Michael photos and posting them on your fridge, night-table or desktop. Also includes sudden or spontaneous thoughts about George Michael, existential longing to be with George Michael, erotic dreams about George Michael, moistness and occasional feminine discharge.

(3am)Melissa: “Mom, sorry to call so late but I just had another wet dream about George Michael. I'm scared”
Mom: “|That's strange. Your sudden longing for George Michael concerns me. Is there any one in your life with really hot-ass stubble?”
Melissa “Just john from my design class, why does that matter?.”
Mom: “It sounds like you have a bad case of George Michael Ideation induced by his hot-ass stubble. You'd better start banging him immediately before it gets worse”
Melissa: “Thanks mom, I will!”

by jmanuel June 23, 2010

i have no idea

The ultimate fucking answer to every single question in the universe. Seriously. Try it.

What can be used on any question in the universe? I have no idea.

by D3athR3bel February 10, 2014

Good Idea

Actually a really bad idea

Person A: You know what sounds like a good idea?
Person B: What?
Person A: Robbing that bank.

by Tommy Scofflaw December 24, 2007

idera

A nice and loving lady, cares extremely for others and often gets used by people because of that though she does not take it out on them, idera can be a very tough lady to handle and could be authoritative but she is a loving lady if you her patient and obedient. She must not be taken for granted as she could seem wicked because of that.

Ideraoluwa is a caring woman

by Writes February 2, 2020

idekam

i dont even know anymore

dude, my life is so fucked, my girlfriend just dumped me, my grades are horrible... idekam.

by encisnotfabulous January 7, 2010

You have no idea

A response that emphasizes the irony of the preceding statement.

Woman A: Your husband is unfaithful?
Woman B: You have no idea. (Husband has a gay lover)

Man A: Heard you a crazy weekend!
Man B: You have no idea. (Man B is a secret agent who used a party as a cover for a mission)

by Urban LXX November 1, 2015

Idea ball

A Nigerian street soccer slang for a flashy looking pass that ends up not being useful to anybody.
Usually executed with a copious amount of unnecessary finesse.

Thiago can only play idea ball. He doesn’t want goals, he just likes hearing ‘idea’ ‘idea’

by concernedluvr January 24, 2021