involuntary resource action

Corporate jargon for a layoff. Often used as a verb.

Hey, did you hear about Jim? He got involuntarily resourced action on Friday. I guess he's going to start looking for a new job.

by cribbageGuy April 12, 2004

Involuntary Tin Tin

A variation of the Tin Tin, a hair style named after the popular cartoon Tin Tin by Belgian artist Georges Remi (1907–1983), who wrote under the pen name of Hergé. The style gets its name from Tin Tin's signature wisp of hair in the center of his head combed into a singular horn shape or Tin Tin. The Involuntary Tin Tin differs from the Tin Tin in that the wearer is a gentleman who is left with little hair other than the central horn shape or Tin Tin leaving no other options but baldness or the involuntary Tin Tin.

His once proud Man Mane suffers from such a prominant widows peak he has no choice but to shave it off or rock the involuntary Tin Tin

by CaddAlec February 10, 2012

Involvementism

A political philosophy, movement, or regime that exalts the regiment and community above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by Maskman, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition via groupfighting.

Followers of involvementism are known as Maskmanites

Involvementism:
"Are you coming to the event?"
"I'm not sure"
"You better be there and be getting involved, I heard Maskman is calling the banners for this one."

by MercianNW January 7, 2022

involuntary plantslaughter

1.The unintentional killing of a plant, tree, flower, grass et al as a result of an omission or failure to perform an act when there is a duty to do so. 2.The killing of a plant without malice or premeditation. Not to be confused with herbicide.

Upon return from her vacation, Lauren was horrified to find that her cube foliage had become victims of involuntary plantslaughter while under the care of her Bestie.

Oh shit i forgot to water Dad's lawn when he was visiting Aunt Mary!!!! I will def be accused of involuntary plantslaughter.

by vikster2 April 15, 2011

Involved

To be in a romantic relationship with someone.

Michael : “I know your a fan of Shakespeare.”
Mandela: “More than a fan. We’re involved.”
(From movie: 10 things I hate about you)

by Juliastilesfannnn May 29, 2018

Involuntary mastectomy

A form of breast reduction or removal. Usually performed by an unlicensed surgeon using a machete in a dark room with no anaesthesia.

You can watch how to perform an involuntary mastectomy on your girl if you pick up Tears of the sun.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

involuntary moodslaughter

One of the many degrees of mood murder. If one is not intentionally trying to ruin someone's mood but manages to do so anyway with a stupid remark or a lame joke he is said to have committed involuntary moodslaughter.

Guy #1: Dude that dig about vegetarians was mood murder. you know my girlfriend is vegan.....

Guy #2: I had no idea she was sitting there. It was involuntary moodslaughter at best.......

by reddKarun July 23, 2010