Coach Rob-itus

The sudden loss of love for the game of basketball because your coach is horrible.

The Coach Rob-itus kicked in and everyone quit the basketball team.

by Mr. Fundamentals 69 January 28, 2020

Ghetto-itus

When someone doesn't know what a word means. Or when girls are being blonde.

Brooke is so ghetto-itus.

by Camp Gut Busters August 31, 2006

Itus

When you eat too much, and you feel really lazy and after you sit down you dont want to get back up, so you loosen your belt and catch some zzz's.

Dave was going to come over earlier but he got the itus.

Sarah: why didn’t you call me back last night?
Dave: sorry, I got the itus after dinner.

by Thatscrazybuddy November 29, 2020

Chick-fil-a-itus

The sensation when you crave Chick-Fil-A, almost more than you normally would and then you realize that it's Sunday and they're closed.

Going about your day;
"Hey I'm hungry. AH! I know what I want. I want Chick-Fil-A."
-Look at the day- (It's Sunday)
"Fucking Chick-Fil-A-itus!!"

by Caliril Cosplay February 20, 2012

Chaz-itus

A very serious medical condition in which going to work causes a person to pull a Ferris Bueller for sometimes weeks on end.

Sorry dude, there was a power outage last night and it zero'd out my alarm clock. I won't be in today... I got a bad case of Chaz-itus.

by L P S March 30, 2011

Ringo-Itus

The state of a band mate that is either mediocre or underrated compared to the rest of the band.

John Paul Jones from Led Zeppelin is a great bass player, but he kinda suffers from Ringo-Itus.

by Logan (Like Utah) August 3, 2016

jake-itus

Jake-itus is went someone starts watching jake Paul vlogs and "dabs on them haters"

"You've been watching jake Paul all day!. Do you have jake-itus?"😓

by Music hits May 28, 2018