A phrase which is used to emphasise how much the speaker wishes not to do or take part in some activity, used as a response to a suggestion or request.
Comedic value is gained from the over emphasis of how much the person would not like to do said activity.
May have origins in a quote from the popular computer game "The Curse of Monkey Island" released on Windows 9x
Murray: You may call me ‘Murray’! I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the Gates of Hell – carrying your head on a pike!
Comedic value is gained from the over emphasis of how much the person would not like to do said activity.
May have origins in a quote from the popular computer game "The Curse of Monkey Island" released on Windows 9x
Murray: You may call me ‘Murray’! I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the Gates of Hell – carrying your head on a pike!
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If someone offer's you a lift in their car, and it has less then 16 valve's, generally, you would be better off walking.
by Liam7210 August 26, 2008
Get the I'd rather walk mug.When you would rather walk a certain amount of km's to your house from your current location in order to leave an uncomfortable environment.
"I would rather walk the 8k's home than deal with Sharon right now as she is making me feel really uncomfortable".
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Get the I would rather walk the 8k's home mug.To have sexual intercourse with a female.
"Hey whats going down with that chick and you?"
"Ah, I'm going to walk the cat."
"thata boy!" (slap hands)
and or,
"What are you about tonight?"
"Yo, I just want to walk a cat tonight"
and or,
"That girl is hella horny>"
"Ya, she wants her cat walked."
"Ah, I'm going to walk the cat."
"thata boy!" (slap hands)
and or,
"What are you about tonight?"
"Yo, I just want to walk a cat tonight"
and or,
"That girl is hella horny>"
"Ya, she wants her cat walked."
by Ryan Prewitt February 23, 2008
Get the I'm going to Walk the cat mug.James: "What good with that prospect?"
Pip: "Ah, I'm going to walk the cat."
James: "Ahhh ya!" (Slap Hands)
Pip: "Ah, I'm going to walk the cat."
James: "Ahhh ya!" (Slap Hands)
by Ryan Prewitt February 23, 2008
Get the I'm going to walk the cat. mug.This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.
Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"
by PPHal December 12, 2023
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