hyperphobia

A pathological fear of extremely active people or fast paced situations.

Panic caused by an auctioneer's extremely rapid speaking style may indicate a condition of hyperphobia.

by Sirlafsalot April 26, 2014

hyperpipergoligists

A secret society (found in all countries) who really like plants.

hey are you going to that hyperpipergoligists meeting tonight

by Emily H November 19, 2007

Hypertoothpickemia

A high presence of toothpicks in blood.

Hyper: High
Toothpick: Toothpick
Emia: Presence in blood

First came about with some folks in a YouTube comment section on a video about a similar topic.

A woman was admitted to the hospital with severe gut pain, she had hypertoothpickemia.

by CatmintTangleTabby October 8, 2020

Hyperloop

The act of two men simultaneously sodomizing each other. For best results try a combining scissoring with the double squat position.

I caught my fiancé hyperlooping our gardener yesterday afternoon.

by Bouvers March 26, 2019

Hyperporn

Porn that is so hardcore it requires 4 3D screens just to view it on its lowest quality.

Jack got bored of watching Hollyoaks so he decided to grab some lube and start watching some hyperporn.

by Sentinel Grime March 20, 2012

hyperphone

A top-tier smartphone with high-end features, performance, and specifications like a superphone, but to one of the greatest extents.

The Samsung Galaxy S22 Ultra is quite the hyperphone, for 2022.

by BLUzCLUz December 1, 2022

Hypertrophy

it comes from the greek word "procrasturbate" and means to build muscle fiber. first said when Socrates called Aristole a bitch and told to work out to build hypertrophy.

Meg Phil went to the Gym and beat up "little people" thus she developed Hypertrophy.
Our pickle ball team won the hypertrophy and partied like it was 1999 big willy style

by harry Ballsonya November 18, 2004