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Academic Hustler

Like any other hustler, they determine the most effective courses of action to minimize expenditure and maximize
results. These particular hustlers know that studying does not produce good grades – efficient studying does. These students are able to do well, have a good time, and work to live, not the other way around.

Sometimes mistaken for high-achieving slackers, but there is a large difference between the two. The former generally does well because they are good at school, but, if they have to choose between working very hard and a good grade, they will choose to slack off. The academic hustler, however, for whom success is most important, always works as hard as is necessary, though strenuous work is rare, due to their academic efficiency and social and psychological prowess.
Example 1:
Nerd: I studied for 32 hours straight and got an B- in Neuromolecular Statistical Modeling, the hardest class in the college!

Academic Hustler: Good for you? I took the class, "Love Songs," got an A, hung out every night this week, and got laid an equal number of times.

Example 2:
High-Achieving Slacker: That senior paper sounds like a lot of work; fuck it, let's go drinking.

Academic Hustler: Dude, you need a good grade on that to get into Law School; normally I'd go with you, but, sometimes you have to work hard. I'll come visit you at community college.

Example 3:
Inefficient studier: I read, then re-read, then re-read the book! How did I only get a "B" on the exam?

Academic Hustler: Next time read it once with intense concentration, take the most necessary notes, then read over your notes and the bullet points at the end of the chapter before the test, this gives you the general points and the most relevant specifics. Guaranteed "A."

Example 4:
Idiot: I'll retire when I'm dead.

Academic Hustler: Your work is going to kill you. I'm working, but it practically feels like I'm retired. And, the moment I have made enough to retire and live decently, I'll leave this job and go travel the world, volunteer, spend time with friends and family, and do everything in this world that means anything. By the way, have you gotten a chance to sail that boat you bought last year?
by EvryDayIHustlin June 3, 2010
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Hustler girl

A independent woman who makes her own money and feeds her self and family, these women are known as true winners and have swagg,basically a female baller.
Damn she got swagg and she take care of her family thats hustler girl.
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by Tigress Royce August 14, 2015
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Hustler Butthole

A gaping anus, a person's butthole that has been reamed so many times that it stays open.
I could tell she loved anal, because she had a hustler butthole.
by Ladydub September 22, 2016
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Trollup Hustler

One who engages in trolluping as an activity or game. Demands respect from trollups.
The SSL
A trollup hustler specializes in JTHT education. Junior Trollup Hustling in Training.
by The SSL May 17, 2011
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buddy hustler

A person who works to build a close, trusting relationship with another person, then takes everything they can from the new friend.

Once the "buddy" catches on, the buddy hustler simply moves on to someone else -- preferrably someone not known by the previous victim.
Friend 1: "Watch your shit, dude. He's nothin' but a buddy hustler."

Friend 2: "Thanks, man. I'll keep my distance."
by MasterShakeNBake August 27, 2006
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chess hustler

Chess player who hang out in parks, mainly in New York City, talk a ton of trash, some may cheat and may play for small amounts of money.
Be carefull with that chess hustler, he's a sly one.
by Iberia August 21, 2016
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hustler's ambition

the determination or drive that gits a "hustler" goin to what they want... whether it be love, money, drugs, sex, or the feeling of belonging
a person growin up with a hard life on the streets... a hustler havin an ambition to do what they want... Hustler's ambition
by T.O. (Tara) June 14, 2006
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