hurtis

a noun used to describe someone who's having a hard time or who is giving someone else a hard time by inconveniencing them/trying to get them to do something they dont want to.

you know i dont have enough money, why you gotta be a hurtis.

hey, can you pick me up from school? i'm hurtis and can't find a ride.

i dont wanna buy from him, he got them hurtis prices.

by tone-perk October 7, 2009

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Butt Hurty

when you sit on a hard chair or hard surface for a long period of time and your butt hurts

After that lecture I had major butt hurty

by ellie-nor May 13, 2017

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Dirty-Hurty

The elegant act of using sandpaper to wipe your ass, then proceeding to wrap the shit-covered sandpaper around your dick and using it as a condom.

"I gave her a right-old dirty-hurty last night"

by wellington_the_skellington May 31, 2016

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Leg Hurty

a fake condition used to make excuses so that you don’t have to squat.

“I’m supposed to be maxing out next week but idk”
‘Why?’
“Leg hurty ):”

by lifta December 9, 2022

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Hurtis Mantis

The "technical" term for a person that was not blessed with beauty!

She's thinks she's cute, but she's really a HURTIS MANTIS!
(Hurt-is-man-tis)

by Anico November 23, 2007

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1. N. A sharp edge or corner, any hard or rough place that could cause a minor injury if touched or bumped.
2. Adj. having the appearance or feeling of pain, soreness, bleeding or bruising caused by bumping or touching something, associated with minor first aid.

1. Be careful of that table, Sweetie, it is hurtiful.
2. Let's put a bandage on that hurtiful owie.

by Leajmom February 3, 2010

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