mississippi hummer

When having intercourse with another party's tracheal stoma, the party utilizes their electrolarynx to stimulate the penal shaft and/or testicles.

That hooker with the hole in her throat sure gives one hell of a Mississippi Hummer!

by Nilbert October 6, 2018

hummus-face

A hummuscidal raging leb commonly found on irc channels. Known for raging hard over the smallest things.

"<p> sup hummus-face"
"<l> your mothers a whore!"

by koothrappali July 12, 2012

hummelcaust

When a Jewish man ejaculates profusely onto a person’s external body part (i.e. all over the ass, all over the tits, etc.) and kills six-million Jews in the process.

I totally unleashed the hummelcaust on dat booty last night.

by DolceGabbanaMarcy January 8, 2020

Hummus Armor

LAN dodging usually performed by dipping your mouse in Hummus as well as by making IED's and doing push-ups on webcam. Common to Counter Strike: Source players who are afraid to go to LAN.

I called that equake kid out on cheats.

He put on his hummus armor and left me raging.

by broder_gloosys October 9, 2009

hummer stunting

a person who is fronting, who acts cheap, sort of lying

yo you got 5 on it? reply: nah, I don't.
why u hummer stunting?

by Cuban Sensation August 29, 2007

Hummel

To destroy something in the carrying out of some act. FUBAR. To destroy something beyond any recognition. To permanently change from one form to a less pleasing and desireable form.

God we just Hummeled that hotel room!
More normally...God that chick got Hummeled last night! She's walking all funny.
This party is about to get Hummeled!

by The Truthiness February 3, 2010

Hummingbird feeder

A vagina that is literally dripping.

I just filled yo momma's hummingbird feeder with the sweet nectar of my jizz.

by Stormy Rottman June 15, 2016