housecat

Asian girl who comes to your party and never says a word, just observes everyone.

I had four Asian chicks at my house this weekend but two of em were total housecats.

by Timmy Kobra June 21, 2007

head like a housecat

Bitch with a huge ass dome

dude i bet ur bitch gives good dome...she gotta head like a housecat.

by Peepskin November 17, 2003

Houseboat

A white trashy person or their belongings who live on a houseboat (trailer on the water).

They are so houseboat. Ewe, that's houseboat.

by Mr Phil January 19, 2013

Housecatitis

A condition that affects persons believing themselves to be authorities on the subject of alleged cougar sightings. When the condition presents itself, the affected person will mistakenly claim that photos of animals such as cougars and even deer are "housecats", thus the term Housecatitis.

When Jim saw the trail-cam photo of a deer that some claimed to be a cougar, he mistakenly proclaimed it to be a housecat. Jim had come down with a case of housecatitis.

by Just a Little Kitty Kat September 11, 2009

housegoat

used as a slang term for a pet dog in parts of Canada.

dude yer housegoats getten outa hand eh, better gettim checked oot fer rabies eh.

by joemontana2 May 18, 2015

Houseboat

The best vacation ever, slamming beers and broads, doesn’t get better.

I’m going Houseboating for a lit week

by Hey barb May 27, 2019

Coating the Penny Horse

This British phrase was originally to describe the act of painting a fresh coat of paint on a small china horse, often found in bric-a-brac / jumble sales and charity shops. The phrase is now primarily used to describe going for a messy poo on a cheap toilet.

"Our John's been busy coating the penny horse this morning."

"By gum, that curry last night were right dodge -- I've got to coat the penny horse, I'll be back in half-hour."

by FondantTerrible July 24, 2020