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hot lunch

A warm meal typically eaten around noon, between breakfast and dinner.
It was nice to have a hot lunch at work today.
by JC5959 June 7, 2011
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latin: Cacatus manduco
The Hot lunch takes the Hot Carl a steamy step further. One partner uses saran wrap to make a small pocket inside his/her mouth and then fills that pocket with feces (it doesn't matter whose). After the initial set-up, the man proceeds to have sex with the poo pocket, breaking through the saran wrap at the final, climatic second to fill his lover's mouth with a delicious fusion of cum and dump, also known as "cump."
From the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
The sexual pleasure of the Hot Lunch speaks for itself, but less obvious is the way in which it has helped millions of people overcome their aversions to actual hot lunches by replacing terrifying memories of sweaty school cafeteria food with beautiful, aromatic mouthfuls of cump.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
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vegetarian hot lunch

The "receiver" lies flat on their back with their face covered in saran-wrap. The "giver" chrouches and defecates upon the saran-wrap clad face. Bliss then ensues. Dubbed vegetarian because no "beef" is consumed. Hot lunch needs no explanation. Often seen in conjunction with the "Cleveland Steamer."
Jeff Goldbloom was on a diet, so he had a vegetarian hot lunch.
by Harry Blumpkins February 1, 2003
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Heavenly Hot Lunch

Sexual fetish wherein one partner defecates in their partner's mouth and then wraps their head in plastic wrap... and the shit on their face is the last thing they know before they die. A much more lethal variation of Hot Lunch. Could also be considered a "reverse vegetarian hot lunch".
"I heard the coroner said Jim died of a heavenly hot lunch. Lucky bastard."
by YlerSkay September 1, 2008
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Open-Face Hot Lunch

An open-face hot lunch is when some shits on your face without the plastic wrap needed in a Hot Lunch.
by Cleveland T. Steamer October 20, 2008
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american hot lunch

Sexual encounter in which the gentleman pokes his pink pogo-stick into a ladies mouth, through a turd on a piece of cling film.
Particularly popular in Germany. Ironically
'What better gift on the anniversary of their wedding than an American Hot Lunch,' thought Geoffrey as he pushed his shit stained cock through the clingfilm into Josi's gaping cake hole. He always was a romantic chap.
by James M.A M May 8, 2006
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hot lunch

taking a super massive dump in someones waiting and eager mouth
My friend joey was clammering for a steamy hot lunch courtesy of our friend chris.
by Johnny_TeaBags April 4, 2005
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