Holistache

A Burt Reynolds type mustache, shaved in for the Holidays. Typically worn with a ugly Christmas sweater or some sort of festive attire.

My Holistache is dominant AF this year!

by TheTyResch December 22, 2020

jake hollister

Chubby little bastard who smells of shit and has a hot mum

Hey look all the burgers are gone, it must have been a Jake hollister

by Jake’s fat June 29, 2021

holistic

adj. In its entirety; any system, structure or organism considered as a whole composed of many parts. n. holistics; adv. holistically. (cf. gestalt)

A holistic approach would solve the problem rather than trying to patch it up piecemeal.

by Mystikan November 19, 2003

Hollister

A magical, beautiful store where confused young suburbanites in landlocked cities across America can spend $200 to sport surfwear, pre-ripped jeans, and cheap, mass-produced "vintage" shirts. Usually occupied by extremely snooty employees distracted by the latest news on who Ashley or Amanda is dating this week.

"OMGZ! i just gotz these hawt jeanz frum Hollister letz go surfn on a pond sumwere. LOLZOL!"

by The Artist Formerly Known as Elyse September 15, 2005

holliston

A tiny town in the middle of nowhere that contains too many cows and no McDonald's. A place where there's no shopping, no public transportation, and the 3:00 fights at Goodwill Park never happen. 99.9% white. Most Hollistonians consider Framingham to be ghetto. Most do not understand life outside of their tiny little world.

I live in Holliston on a farm and I am therefore isolated.

by whhbizzlefoshizzle July 25, 2008

Stanley Hollister

A ginger nonce.

Stanley hollister is a ginger nonce.

by Cucumberbus January 8, 2018

Hollistard

(noun) A person who thinks shopping at Hollister (or AE, Aero, A&F, Pink, or any other tweeny prep store) will make them look popular/rich.

1. "Look at the Hollistard decked out in the designer wanna-be get-up."

2. "Just another scene queen that thinks they're better than everyone."

by sXe Is The Way 2 Be March 5, 2009