Firstly a tight seal must be created- the male covers the vagina with his butthole. This is essential. Next the male emits a fart that MUST BE gassy and hot into the vagina. The desired effect mimics that of a microwaved hot pocket where the bag expands. After completing the emission the male quickly covers the vagina with his hand (as to maintain the seal). At that point he performs cunilingus.
(Girl bragging to friend)
My boyfriend loves me so much that he gave me a hot pocket while we were watching the Wonder Years
My boyfriend loves me so much that he gave me a hot pocket while we were watching the Wonder Years
by salingersports May 8, 2008
Get the hot pocket mug./'hat-'pak-et/ noun (origin from overly processed white trash foods of america and the never ending search for vagina euphamisms) 1: vagina; 2: vagina; 3: vagina; and/or 4: diseased vagina, as in the 4 cheese variety
by Rebecca Simon December 24, 2008
Get the hot pocket mug.a unit of measure roughly equal to 2 minutes. derived from the time it takes to cook a Hot Pocket in a microwave.
by Bill Farley January 26, 2005
Get the hot pocket mug.a derogatory term used in the punk, industrial, and goth communities to describe the people who look totally normal for the majority of their lives, but then one day decide to purchase a complete wardrobe at hot topic and infiltrate a scene. oftentimes these people have no sense of the history of their subculture and assume that everything they don't know about must be mainstream. they are often very nice people who are simply brainwashed by the consumerist culture into thinking that clothes are all there is to the counterculture.
hot pockets are easily identified by their overpriced tripp pants, numetal t-shirts or shirts with sophmoric 'witty' sayings, torn chucks, store-bought studded arm socks, scrawled-on eyeliner, and badly-dyed black hair, often greasy and/or streaked with dark red or auburn.
see also mallcore
hot pockets are easily identified by their overpriced tripp pants, numetal t-shirts or shirts with sophmoric 'witty' sayings, torn chucks, store-bought studded arm socks, scrawled-on eyeliner, and badly-dyed black hair, often greasy and/or streaked with dark red or auburn.
see also mallcore
look at all the hot pockets lined up for the bleeding through show!
it's too bad that that hot pocket has no idea that the subculture he claims to belong to is founded on principles of DIY, not blind consumerism.
it's too bad that that hot pocket has no idea that the subculture he claims to belong to is founded on principles of DIY, not blind consumerism.
by kitschbunni October 3, 2007
Get the hot pocket mug.When you get done fucking a girl, turn around and shit into her vagina. You have to say hot pocket in a japanese voice directly after.
by LurkenLARK June 14, 2010
Get the hot pocket mug.Joel- "I was at the bar last night and I meet this hot ass bitch."
Mike- "So did you take her home?"
Joel- "So I get back to her place, and find out she was packing a hot pocket, so I bolted"
Mike- "So did you take her home?"
Joel- "So I get back to her place, and find out she was packing a hot pocket, so I bolted"
by Farmall Fever August 2, 2006
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