hot pocket 

A frozen pastry that is heated in the microwave. They come in breakfast or lunch/dinner form. They are also the stereotypical food of a nerd.

Gary was up all night playing games and decided to have a Hot Pocket because they are easy to cook.

hot pocket by AntsInTheKoolAid July 6, 2005

Hot Pocket 

When a girl is going down on a guy and his balls start kickin right before he's about to cum, you shove his balls in his anus and yell "HOT POCKET!"

"I'm about to cum..."

(She shoves his ballsac into his anus)

"HOT POCKET!"

Hot Pocket by PTSpice July 22, 2009

Hot Pocket 

To fart on one's sock, and mash it in the face of another.

Dan are you farting on your sock? - Blakezors
Yes. HOT POCKET - Dan

Hot Pocket by shmaxshmax June 1, 2011

Hot Pocket 

A piece of crap food, which consists of bread, what we think is supposed to be cheese, and meat. There are also the vegiterian pockets, which don't include meat, and the lean pockets, which apperantly are healthier than your regular hot pocket. They usually come in two temperatures: boiling hot or frozen solid. I don't know where the hell of you perverts out there are getting that vagina crap, but this is the true definition of a hot pocket. They do taste like crap, but we all love that jangle! Hot Pockeeeeeeett!

"I ate a hot pocket for breakfast this morning and now i think i am going to puke."

Hot Pocket by xxBlack_Catxx June 23, 2008

Hot Pocket 

Taking a huge shit onto a section of saran wrap, taking care to fold the corners neatly in such a fashion as to form the "Pocket". Then proceeding to place said pocket into the microwave of someone who has been a complete dick to you in order to enact revenge. The timer is to be set for a minimum of 1 hour of cooking time. Ah smells like victory!!! Ain't Payback a Bitch??

That dude was being a total douchebag motherfucker so i gave him a HOT POCKET

Hot Pocket by Sire of revenge March 24, 2010

Hot pocket 

You are special a one of a kind

Ouuuuu gurl you looking like a hot pocket.

Hot pocket by Slangerdanggger5000 June 6, 2020

Hot pocket 

Sexy or very cute small gay man. Typically under 5'6" tall & thin or very fit. Cute compact gay

Check out that hot pocket. I think I'll stick him in my pocket and take him home.

Hot pocket by The Blonde One June 15, 2020