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hoser

A Canadian term of both derision and affection, popularized - but NOT invented - by the MacKenzie Brothers (from their "Great White North" segments on the old SCTV programme).

Used as a negative, it basically means "idiot." When used positively, it's a phrase of light endearment.

In both cases, it is most effective when the subject(s) displays stereotypically Canadian attributes.
NEG - "They drank all our beers and smoked all our smokes. What a bunch of Hosers."

POS - "They drank all our beers and smoked all our smokes, but took the ski-doos to get more before the hockey game started. What a bunch of Hosers."
by Peter Steen May 25, 2006
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hoser

Canadian term popularized by the McKenzie brothers referring to someone clumsy or stupid who drinks beer excessivly.
"You hoser, eh!"
by Bowman June 16, 2002
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Hoser Poser

You are hip, live in the city, you go to all the cool shows, wear plaid shirts, ripped jeans, oversize coats and insist on drinking the cheapest shit beer you can find. Yes your cloths may be from a thrift store but not out of necessity, the toque that never leaves your unwashed head is a fashion accessory and that smell, well that you can't fake.
You're not from small town Canada you HOSER POSER!
by smilygrl December 7, 2009
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Hoskeratti

A group of New Zealand right-wing pundits who are paid to complain on every media channel via thinly disguised "opinion" pieces.

Named after their spiritual leader Mike Hoskings, an antipodean Sean Hannity.
I see the Hoskeratti are all about climate change denial this week.
by Reginald McWangermax September 24, 2019
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Louisville Hoser

Blasting a huge load with a bat shoved up your ass.
I came like a firehose when she shoved that bat up my ass. It was a real Louisville Hoser.
by Scott Fourboy May 16, 2019
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Hockey Hoser

Canadian Term Meaning:

1.Someone who claims to love hockey but neither follows nor understands the sport

2. Someone you dislike
by B Wok October 28, 2002
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hosser

You know what a hosser is... thats a pig that dont fly straight- scarface
by Apugs June 2, 2004
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