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Marble Hornets 

The best horror series on the internet. Full of codes THAT TOOK YEARS TO DECODE. Will make you go deaf. Will give you an epileptic seizure when you don’t even have epilepsy. You will produce so much sweat, you’ll lose at least 50 pounds at the end. You will hate one character, and then ball like a baby when he dies.. (hyperventilation)

You will want to hug one and persuade him he’s not a liar and that totheark is just mean. You will tell one to stay away from high ledges. You will tell one to stay in the others house and to not follow them to Benedict Hall.

You will cry and be depressed at the end.
You will lose more calories and weight by watching Marble Hornets opposed to going to the gym
Marble Hornets by StormDuh February 17, 2019
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Major assholes. Their sole purpose of living is to fuck you up. They are the biggest and shittiest of all wasps.
I hate Hornets.
Hornets by Necr0mancer July 3, 2017

kick the hornets nest 

A phrase used to indicate you have or will aggravate or start a conflict with a said person in power or a group of sort (country, gang etc.)
1: "I've had enough of John and his stupid gang. Come on. Let's kick the hornets nest!"

2: "He has really kicked the hornets nest now!"

Chris Paul Hornets 

The alias name for the NBA's New Orleans Hornets. Most critics and fans have come to terms that the front office for the team will not surround Chris Paul with talented players to compete in the Western Conference.
Chris Paul Hornets by Nil2c December 14, 2009

Marble Hornets 

A rock thrown at the general testicular region.
"Yo, you see Tim got hit with marble hornets in entry 35?!"-Jay
"Yeah, son! It was whack." - The Operator
Marble Hornets by tothearkz March 3, 2011

New Orleans Hornets 

The best NBA team. The Hornets are home to basketball greats like Chris Paul and 3-point sharpshooters like James Posey and Peja Stojakovic.
Guy 1: Yeah the New Orleans Hornets beat the Spurs!
Guy 2: Yeah! Hornets FTW

tatnall hornets

a school in greenville delaware where students go when their parents dont know what to do with their money. Beware: do not step foot into this school unless you are wearing your new polo (collar popped)and a fresh tan (guys included). These hornets excell in such sports as soccer and lacrosse, to name a few. fellow hornets can be heard saying 'good' before and after every sentence and 'where did you' in occasional conversation. Hornets buzz around Greenville convinced that they own the town, and when you need to find them look behind the BBC parking lot...
'I went out to dinner last night, good'

'Oh that girl is such a slut...good(insert name here)'

'have you ever heard of the song (name here)?'
'where did you?! i invented that song'
tatnall hornets by anonymous February 21, 2005