by XxBigBoy123xX November 12, 2018
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-Did you hear about that girl Anna?
-No, what happened?
-She has this crazy condition called Hormona Plus Plus which like causes her to rape people...I heard once she was staying at her grandmothers because her parents wanted to keep her away from her newborn sister because she might...you know...and she like crawled into her grandmothers bed in the middle of the night because she was having an HPP "episode" and she like walked her hand up her grandma's leg singing "over the river and through the woods, to grandmothers house we go..."
-Oh My God!!! Did she wake up????
-Yeah, Mid-Climax!!!!
-Now THAT is what I call and awkward family reunion!
-No, what happened?
-She has this crazy condition called Hormona Plus Plus which like causes her to rape people...I heard once she was staying at her grandmothers because her parents wanted to keep her away from her newborn sister because she might...you know...and she like crawled into her grandmothers bed in the middle of the night because she was having an HPP "episode" and she like walked her hand up her grandma's leg singing "over the river and through the woods, to grandmothers house we go..."
-Oh My God!!! Did she wake up????
-Yeah, Mid-Climax!!!!
-Now THAT is what I call and awkward family reunion!
by Old&Brave November 18, 2010
Get the Hormona Plus Plus mug.A term used to describe the act of circling back around through the Tim Hortons drive-thru in NASCAR fashion when the employee at the window messes up your order
Gary drove about 60 laps in the Hortons 500 before he finally got his double double and Boston Cream
by Dipsin February 18, 2020
Get the Hortons 500 mug.Getting an erection in public, trying to hide it, and failing horribly. Normally you try to play it cool but get embarrassed out of the room.
Earl: EVERYONE Juan has a Warren G. Hardon!!!!
Juan: what? No...
Everyone: HAHAHAHA Juan is stupid
Juan: I gotta go!
Juan: what? No...
Everyone: HAHAHAHA Juan is stupid
Juan: I gotta go!
by White Van with screaming in it July 20, 2016
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You'll have to excuse them for their drama queen tendencies and pre-occupation with sex. They're little hormone bombs, after all.
by MissSarai October 7, 2008
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"Welcome to Tim Hortons, can I take your order?"
"Yeah, I'll have a-"
"A medium double-double and a chocolate chip muffin, next window please."
"... thank you!"
"Yeah, I'll have a-"
"A medium double-double and a chocolate chip muffin, next window please."
"... thank you!"
by canadianguyeh September 11, 2009
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