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Hoodsuck

Hoodsuck: the exchange of illegal goods (usually in the form of smokeable drugs) via sexual/oral payment. Hoodsucks are usually carried out by nitty's or long haired white men, typically in the surfer category, but isn't narrowed down to that dynamic.
Hugo - "Fuck, we're all out of the uffpay"
Sam - "Nah it's all good, Jacko's out doing a hoodsuck around the corner, should only take 5"
Sender - "Back on then boys"
Shack - "Uck yeah 5 days left"
by everhada1point7 November 29, 2020
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Hoodsuck

Verb - The action or exchange of sexual/oral intercourse in order to acquire illegal substances, usually smokeable, due to financial hardship.
Hugo - Fuck we're all out lads this isn't ok
Jesse - Nah it's all good Jacko's around the corner doing a hoodsuck, hang in there n clean the vessel
Hugo - Thank god for Jacko's hoodsucks, the milkshake continues
by everhada1point7 November 29, 2020
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hootfucked

When one is at a Hooters and they eat the food to only realize they cannot afford to pay it. This, having to work at Hooters to pay off the food.
Charles forgot to pay his credit card bills, and as a result, when he was hootfucked the other night.
by Iegnilsh May 13, 2022
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Hoofucked

Did you here the horrible news, Jerry was hoofucked
by The Caulk lover October 27, 2022
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