Homotextual 

A person who sends the gayest text messages to his/her friends.

Renaldo's text messages say things that make him gayer than ever. I consider him homotextual.

Homotextual by Wizard Toast October 24, 2010

Homotextual 

Someone who, or the act of, texting a member of the same-sex in a homosexual way.

Frank texts Gary: Hey man. Did I ever tell you that your ass is fine?
Gary texts Frank: Stop being homotextual

Homotextual by TDub2 May 26, 2009

Homotextual 

A homosexual male who enjoys texting his non-homosexual male and female friends excessively.

Chad is a major Homotextual! He texted Brittany, Bobbi, Bryan, Karen, Alexis, Liz, Troy, Scott, Peter, Rachel, Mike, Paul, Pablo, Rico, Enrique, and Sara all at the same time.

Homotextual by Lizzie01832 December 11, 2009

Homotextuals 

When you and a buddy text each other the same thing.

Django: Banchan
Assciated Press: You mean Amitab Bachan?
Yao: you mean Ben Chod?
Darkness: you mean Ben Chod?
Me: You homotextuals!

Homotextuals by ih8fizzix May 9, 2018

Homofaptual 

A man or woman who is a self proclaimed heterosexual, but masturbates (faps) exclusively to homosexual porn. Homofaptuals are typically homosexuals in denial, and see themselves as not gay because they do not engage in actual gay sex.

Man 1: “I’m definitely straight, but for some reason I can only get off to watching a dude take a load”
Man 2: “bro, you’re definitely a homofaptual”

Homofaptual by TokinSmokin October 3, 2018

Homotextual 

People who engage in romantic, flirtatious or provocative conversation solely through the use of text messaging

Person 1 asks : "Have you met your ecrush yet?"

Person 2: "No, I think she might be a homotextual"

Homotextual by pelesiren August 27, 2020

Homotextual 

People who lose or lack genuine sexual prowess during face to face interaction but are quite skilled at online flirtation and sexting.

So I noticed that he/she spent the night , did you have a good time?

"Not at all! He/she was such a homotextual I just pretended to fall asleep"

Alternatively : after a prolonged homotextual courtship strictly limited to online interaction , Jeffrey was driven completely mad and took to fucking fresh and ready rotisserie chickens he had stapled photos of his crush to. It came to a tragic end one day when his passions prevented him from waiting until he had even left the grocery store. I hear he's on a list now.

Homotextual by pelesiren August 27, 2020