homo sapiens 

The species that modern humans belong to

I'm a homo; homo sapien!

homo sapiens by Xavier breath April 19, 2005

homo sapiens 

A superficial, judgmental, spiteful resource devouring critter whose vast brainpower goes mostly unused. Most members of this species have a strong herd mentality. Unfortunately, the loudest members of this species have more influence over the herd than the most intelligent. In all likelihood, it will have the distinction of being a species with one of the shortest periods of survival in the history of the planet.

All other species on planet earth will breath a sigh of relief when homo sapiens dies out.

homo sapiens by great success April 17, 2010

Humans/homosapiens 

The most idiotic, stupidest, craziest, most uniquely queer species to ever roam the face of earth, possessing the strangest origin story in the galaxy. In the start, humans were mildly stupid, lived in caves with optimus prime and his gang of dinosaurs. One day, a curious human (named the manly name of Chuck)decided it would be great it he just cut off a whole thick layer of fur because he thought it made him look like a fag. Then all his friends saw him and they were like, wydwyl. He explained but they freakin laughed at him and then told optimus prime what their friend had done. optimus was furious so he sent his army of dinosaurs to find Chuck and eat his spleen. But as you know, Chuck Norris didn't back down and made himself a coat of dino skins later(that's why dinosaurs are extinct). Now after this optimus prime was very mad so he climbed out of his stupid little hole in a cliff and set off to hunt down Chuck. now Chuck was a very smart guy-he knew about bear grylls before he was even born into existence, so he got to high ground and drank his own piss to rehydrate. When optimus finaly apeared it was already sunset and chuck was ready to face him without a warning, optimus prime began to run at chuck norris at lightspeed, but Chuck was faster. he pulled out a Michael bay movie DVD and stuffed optimus prime into the small disk. And that is how we came to be the humans we are today.

I know the stuff above is complete gibberish nonsense about humans/homosapiens

Humans/homosapiens by Don't Look Into Their Eyes December 21, 2016

Funky homosapien 

A real g on god. Someone who is super fun to hang with and is slightly weird. Like a Trevor fr

What’s up to all my funky homosapiens

Funky homosapien by Oliiiiiin December 18, 2021

Homo sapiens karenus 

Scientific name of a Karen. These are a newly discovered living subspecies of Homo sapiens other than us. They are aggressive, hot tempered people. Sometimes having a bowl haircut.

The Homo sapiens karenus demanded the employee to speak to the manager.

Homo sapiens karenus by Saitama 777 July 31, 2020

Del the funky homosapien 

The incorrect way of spelling Del Tha Funkee Homosapien

Yo, fool, it's "Del Tha Funkee Homosapien" not "Del The Funky Homosapien."

Del the funky homosapien by Lucifer Strangelove November 22, 2007

Homosapien Juice 

Homosapien Juice is a juice which provides huge amounts of “great en”. “Great en” meaning GREAT ENERGY. Homosapien Juice has been proven to produce more testerone, causing an increase in athletic performance.

“Bro! I’m feeling sluggish, grab me a bottle of Homosapien Juice.

Homosapien Juice by Bob Smith Charles tyler October 11, 2018