holistic housewife

Women that would really like to be feminist/hippie/environmental but they can't quite make it. They’re most likely too old, or almost republican. They usually drive their minivans the short distance to pick up healthful organic food for their husbands and children and sometimes take belly dance classes, but they will never dance it an actual show because that’s "scandalous"

anyone with a husband/kids whos a stay at home mom and buys organic food

"jeeze I wish my holistic housewife mom could walk to the store instead of driving and killing the planet"

by THE Katja February 13, 2007

Holistic Sculptress

an female adept in the craft of consciously shaping her most cherished dreams into being, by activating, empowering and consciously living into the sacred repose of her whole body.

Her ability to imagine the best for herself meant she truly was a Holistic Sculptress; she shaped thought energy into pure inspiration and this initiated profound transformation within her whole body.

by Holistic Sculptress February 20, 2013

Holistic massage therapy

Another name for a blowjob

Honestly, honey, I'm not fooling around on you. I had to go to the clinic for my holistic massage therapy.

by wetcoaster September 15, 2006

Holist

One who likes, loves, makes, digs, fills, punches, shoots, drills, fucks, kisses, licks, pecks, fingers, fists or otherwise pleasures holes.

At the holist convention, we saw everything from woodpeckers to porn stars to machine gunners!

by snorgasmic December 21, 2020

Gay holister

Holister is a common brand worn by closeted homosexuals to indicate they are homosexual but don’t want to come out so they can find a relationship

(Gay Holister) He’s Homosexual as he’s wearing holister

by Definitely definied123 February 9, 2023

holistic

the interconnectedness of all things.

i am a, holistic detective. and no im not with the cia anymore. todd, your are now a vital part of the investigation

by ZipTiedBalls April 16, 2024

Holistic hot boy fall

Holistic hot boy fall is a protocol (traditionally late summer or early autumn) a male or male identifying human might use after suffering a painful emotional experience. Traditionally this is done to recalibrate before cuffing season. The holistic hot boy protocol involves total abstinence, daily exercise, meditation, reflection, personal projects and developing a sense of self-worth outside of love and sex. Although traditionally done in fall, it is not limited to this season or this gender. Side effects: low to moderate risk of spiritual ascension.

Girl: yo you wanna bang?
Boy: nah, I am going full holistic hot boy fall , hit me up Dec 1st.

Guy #1: I am miserable since Stacy left

Guy #2: broooo, you know what that means. HOLISTIC HOT BOY FALL!!!!!!! Woooooow!!!

by bostonbaby222 September 28, 2022