Hoemone

A hormone equivalent in the promiscuous Homo sapien female. These chemical messengers activate the firing of neurons in the limbic system to extract the primal hoe behavior.

Man1: Hey man check that out! (pointing to a 9)
Man2: She fine asf!
Man1: True those hoemones must be raging their her bod'!

by serd12 January 31, 2018

flying hormones

a phrase used to describe a person who has crushes on multiple people, regardless if those people are in relationships or not

J: Yeah, I found out that Liz has a crush on me.

M: Really? I heard that she has a crush on me... She's probably just experiencing some flying hormones.


Junior's wife in Cold Mountain certainly has a lot of flying hormones.

by SuperSancho May 7, 2005

fuck my hormones

Also shortened as FMH. Is used to refer to getting horny at the worst moments and/or feeling anything sexual towards the worst person possible.

I hugged my best friend and suddenly wanted to hump her. Fuck my hormones!!!

by solcanis March 4, 2009

Puberty and Hormones

The most unfortunate thing you will experience in your life, good luck teens.

Stewart: hey what's wrong with you? you're all sweaty and gross. maybe horny too..
Jimmy: oh yeah, it's just puberty and hormones.

by gruncher March 7, 2019

Hormones

loud noises that a whore makes while having sex; can also be annoying noises a girl makes

dang dude i hate it when we stay in these bad hotels because we always hear hormones.

by Christian Harper February 1, 2008

raging hormones

worst band ever, full of cockmongers. i compare them to a big pile of shit. because they suck. commonly referred to as the "raging homos"

dude 1:man did you hear the raging hormones?They sucked worse than your mum did last night!
dude 2: who the fuck are they?

by joseph October 6, 2004

male hormones

They sudden feeling when a male wants to whack off to a white dog or to the smell of boss anal in the bed!

Male hormones is given to smiley son daily!

by BDBfather August 6, 2017