H-E double hockey sticks 

Long way politically correct (not really) way of saying "hell". Adults often use this term to avoid children from picking up the word "hell".

Ross: "DANGER!"
Rachel: "What the H-E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS, Ross?!"
Ross: "unagi."

H-E double hockey sticks by keepon18 January 7, 2012

hockey shtick 

n. heated but often humorous verbal jousting in which the attributes of hockey players and teams are discussed.

You think that schmuck Gretzky, who isn't good enough to clean the blood off the elbow pads of Howe never mind the jock strap of Morenz, is the greatest? Oi Vey!

Enough with the hockey shtick mam. We're trying to watch porn.

hockey shtick by gnostic1 February 20, 2011

hockey style 

The sexual act of hitting it in the rear while watching hockey. Most common in northern United States and Canada.

I was feeling a bit frisky, but my man wife wanted to watch the hockey game so we compromised and did it hockey style.

hockey style by [e-mail] October 16, 2008

'H' 'E' Double Hockey Stick 

When you say this it is probobly a nice way to saw hell. Usually kids under the age of eight say this

What the 'H' 'E' Double Hockey Stick!!!

'H' 'E' Double Hockey Stick by DeeThatsMee January 6, 2009

Hockey Style 

This pertains to when you bring a girl back to your house who has a decent body, but her face is nasty (a butterface). When she wants to have sex, you pull her shirt over her head like hockey players do when they get into fights and then bang the hell out of her. It'll be just like you were banging a hot chick!

Sara wanted to do it, but she wasn't hot at all so I screwed her hockey style.

Hockey Style by Brian He July 20, 2008

hockey sticking 

A hockey stick is comprised of a blade, a small curve, and a long shaft. A hockey stick chart displays data low-level activity (y-axis) over a short period of time (x-axis), then a sudden bend indicative of an inflection point, and finally a long and straight rise at a steep angle.

The interest from the VC’s is hockey sticking in the market.

hockey sticking by lilac smiley term June 7, 2020

Hockey Stick 

1. A stick used to hit a hockey puck in the game of Hockey.

2. A Canadian Sex Act -- The only thing the man wears is Ice Skates on his feet, while the girl performs a frosty mitten job, naked, while the man hold her legs, and caries her around, while motor boating her chest.

Drew, "Dude man, did you see last night when that dude broke my hockey stick?"
Adam, "SICK!"

Cassidy, "Taylor, I went to Canada last weekend, and I ran into some old friends, and they were totally doing the Hockey Stick!!"
Taylor, "OMFG! That's BAD ASS!"

Hockey Stick by Swede1984 January 19, 2011