Hoboken Eyepatch

The act of over (capacitating) ones eyesocket with the (ballsack) of another. Commonly occours during drunken (Teabagging).

Ken, after a night of drinking came back to the hotel and found Steve sleeping. He then mounted the headboard of Steve's bed a gave him a full fledged Hoboken Eyepatch

by I.M.D. October 9, 2007

Hobonanism

The act of masturbation as performed by the homeless.

Unlimited internet access in public libraries encourages hobonanism.

by Mikey Mongol April 14, 2007

Hoboken

a sexy yuppie town located on the west bank of the Hudson River Overlooking Manhattan. One of the Best places in Hudson County to view the NYC skyline. Place where a 1 bedroom condo could go for about 1 million dollars, and where money flows through the town like water. One of the nicest towns in the urban part of NJ.Hoboken gives laguna beach a run for it's money!!!

Person One: I live in NYC, Where do yuo live?
Person Two: Hoboken
Person One: Wow, Your sooo much more lucky than me!

by Hob0ken Lover September 3, 2005

hobonation

When a hobo goes into hibernation

bloke 1: damn look at that hobo! he looks dead!
bloke 2: na man, he is in hobonation!

by giuseppster July 22, 2008

Hobonic

Possessing the qualities of a homeless person.
Also pertains to the powers of a hobo wizard, which are rare but mighty.

The hobo used his hobonic might to burn the bones off of the gangsta tryin' to jack his bindle.

by Garanje Automatic February 12, 2008

hoboken meathook

(noun)

1) must be performed in a standing position and is most successful if the woman is on the petite side. It is accomplished when one has his hand down the back of a chick's jeans and lifts her up with the finger that he has inserted into her ass.

SitOnMeShamrock: I gave him such a hoboken meathook he squam on me

Jay The Man Duck: what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!?

by SitOnMeShamrock July 23, 2011

hobnoker

a person(s) that have sex with small animals and sometimes elephants.

shut up you hobnoker.

by locajay September 28, 2009