Punch his/her lights out

You are going to punch/ beat someone up so badly that they are going to get Knocked out.

I HATE Justin Beiber i am going to punch his/her lights out!

by magicow12 February 27, 2011

shot his/her/their wad

In a refreshing break from political correctness, this is found more and more in executive boardrooms to describe a party's presentation of his best offering, such as a lawyer giving his best argument or a company putting its final offer on the table.

With the obvious sexual reference as you see in other wad entries, it's especially funny to see two women execs talking about shooting their respective "wads."

Jeeves shot his/her/their wad with a demand for first-class travel to get to meetings on the Jasper deal.

by burnt sox December 30, 2006

oogle his/her goodies

To check someone out, to look at someones body part or parts with great admiration

Greg Harland's mom is a M.I.L.F. I oogle her goodies evertime she bends over.

by Tree Trunks September 27, 2004

getting his/her guts pushed in

Refers to being sodomized.

Konrad is getting his/her guts pushed in on his first day at prison. Happy birthday, Konrad.

by Matt999 January 5, 2009

Choke a bitch and spit in his/her mouth emoji

It is these three emoji's in order. The shocked emoji, you know the one with the blue head and the hands are on its face, the spit emoji but it has the be the one with three drops and finally to finish it off you have the tongue emoji, which represents its mouth. Now to actually define this combo. It is referred to a male or female and bitch is used broadly. Yes its vulgar and its meant to because, creativity and freedom of speech. It may also be used if you are secretly coding something to you significant other to do later on in the evening ;), in other words its a fetish in a emoji form!

P1: Dont piss me off

P2: (enter choke a bitch and spit in his/her mouth emoji)
P1: What the Fuck is that?
P2: Thats what im going to do to you in emoji form of an emoji!

by Not Jack :) March 2, 2017

wore his/her mustache

The act of performing fellatio or cunnilingus so that their pubic hair appears to be attached to the performing partners face like a mustache.

Did you hear that he wore his/her mustache in the back of his mother's car the other day?

by pmcopo April 19, 2011

too many bees in his/her/my honey

While it takes bees to make honey it wouldn't be all that great if they were still around for the consumption of said honey.

Man you are a great person and all, but you have "too many bees in his/her/my honey" tonight!

by Clear Lake Heratiage Demo June 29, 2010