hippopotamus

a fat water cow

the ballet chick from fantasia

by Schnerd February 26, 2003

Hippopotamus

A really cool Opotamus.

Q: Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?

A: A really cool Opotamus!

by Entr' Acte December 24, 2009

pink hippopatumus

giving a hicky on the underside of a fat bitches boob

dude i gave 2 ton teresa the fattest pink hippopatumus last night

by gageasaurs rex August 1, 2006

hippopotamus doorknob

Noun. A process in which a person shoves an umbrella in his or her anus, and then promptly opens it up, thus making his or her asshole larger. The misguided soul then proceeds to put watermelon-sized anal beads into his or her rectum. This being must then try to regurgitate these objects into a friend's mouth. Finally, the friend runs to the nearest zoo naked and gets impaled by a rhinoceros.

- Damn son, why you so stressed today? Did ya take a hippopotamus doorknob recently?
- Yes, my anus is still sore.
- I'm sorry for your loss.

by Brolijah May 7, 2014

hiphopotamus

A label for an individual who represents all things hip hop. Tongue-in-Cheek.

Yo, dude is a true hiphopotamus!

by Nicemag February 13, 2009

hippopotamus plunger

the act of taking a shit on your hand then making a fist and shoving it inside a guys/girls ass and thrusting it back and fourth

I totally just did the "hippopotamus plunger" and she loved it

by caso4show the goat master July 10, 2011

Hippopotamus

Dry Mouth, esp. when caused by smoking a fat J.

Yo man, can we stop for some OJ? I got some serious hippopotamus.

by Ghost Snake Killa April 7, 2022