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hillbilly stocking stuffer 

the act of cramming ones penis into a small animal such as a squirrel or ferret and then stuffing it into a womens vagina. this is prefferably done wile the animal is still alive and the women is asleep.
dude i gave this chick a hillbilly stocking stuffer at this party last night, i think it gave her rabies!
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Hillbilly Stomp

The Hillbilly stomp is a dance created by our HOMETOWN BOYY KID ROCK. "Now people wanna know how to do this dance Lift your legs in the air like you wet your pants
Plant your hands on the top of your butt
And stomp around the woods Like your all fucked up. Download the song Hillbilly Stomp its a great Kid Rock Song
I dont no what the fuck they mean by example lol. DOCK YER BOATS WE'LL DO THE HILLBILLY STOMP

Hillbilly sister sticker 

Foreplay act ; see Kentucky plug for full definition
“Hey paw, you should see what marybeth and me invented, we call it the hillbilly sister sticker”

Hillbilly Skoo-Skoo 

The act of Redneck or hillbilly semen being released.
It usually takes place when getting down and dirty with your redneck lover.
Jane: Nice swollen eye Sarah did you get punched by a gorilla?
Sarah: No, last night fuckin Billy Ray Hillbilly Skoo-skoo'ed in my eye!
Jane: haha..... ah skeet skeet.

HillBilly Shotgun

When A man shoves his ass in his lovers face, and takes a shit.(only works with diarrhea) The blast acts like a shotgun, spewing feces on his lovers face.
"I was having sex and needed to take a shit, I had really bad diarrhea, so I gave her the Hillbilly Shotgun."

hillbilly speed bump

It is an armadillo, sometimes called hillbilly speed bumps due to the fact that they come out of nowhere and if you were to run over one, it sometimes causes a rocking effect that occurs going over a regular speed bump.
Passenger: ARMADILLIO!
Driver: NO, THATS A HILLBILLY SPEED BUMP!
(Passenger puts seatbelt on)
hillbilly speed bump by ®OA©h January 21, 2017

HillBilly Strikeout 

Performing a strikeout (taking a hit, drinking a shot, chugging a beer and then blowing out) with a lip in during the entire duration. First performed by Merlin Connell.

bonus points if done after a butt stuffing.
We need to pregame, lets do hillbilly strikeouts like that guy kirby!