High Tech Red Neck

Someone whose portable computer is an IBM 360 bolted in the back of hiz pick-up truck.

bubba: so how's da portable computer work?
htrn: with a really long extension cord

by daDebil January 15, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone whose lawn jockey iz holdin a laptop computer instead of a lantern.

bubba: weel dowgiez, if dat ain't class!
htrn: shut up an shove another block under dis heah car.

by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

A C&W song recorded by George Jones:

High Tech Red Neck
MayBerry meets StarTrek
He's a bumpkin, but he's plugged in
High Tech Red Neck

daDebil waz da first HTRN on daNet.

by daDebil February 29, 2004

high-red

When boo tells u she needs to nap but would like some coffee y'alls can be sure she's high-res - so tired she's high.

fuck me I haven't slept in days I'm high-red

by boyleeo August 2, 2019