hewlett packard 

A phrase in cockney rhyming slang that denotes furniture which is lacquered. Such a quality is desirable for cocaine users as it makes sniffing less strenuous.

Johnny: that table is hewlett packard

hewlett packard by C Milroy May 9, 2006

helwett packard 

a piece of shit company that bought out Compaq or something shit and then proceeded to suck ass at computers and overpricing printer ink with subscriptions

guy 1: "hey, did you hear about helwett packard?"
guy 2: "yeah, they're pretty shit"

helwett packard by GaySErx November 25, 2024