Headline

A head of a newspaper story or article usually printed in large type and giving the gist of the story or article that follows

Hey guys,look what the headline says:Serial killer murdered 12 teenagers in one week.

by BlackPohatu December 29, 2016

Headglitch

Stuff that pussies do in FPS games to gain an advantage against a player.

Me: *dies* WOOOOW THAT LITTLE EGG IS HEADGLITCHING ON STAIRS.

by KlingyKat December 5, 2019

headliner

An event that is momentous in your life

Guy 1:OMG!! i got my dick sucked for the first time!!

Guy 2: well.. that's a headliner..

by mAGIK bUS April 15, 2005

headline

A short saying, quote, lyrics, etc.. used on MySpace. This saying goes right next to your picture in quotation marks.

MySpace headline:
1) I love Josh!
2) To be or not to be? That is the question!
3) I can't make it on my own.. because my heart is in Ohio!

by oooh_shiny August 14, 2007

headlines headlines fuck it man

A quote by the Choi Hansol. Meaning to fuck shit up and become one of the higher caliber.

Me: What do you want to do tonight?
Choi Hansol: Headlines Headlines fuck it man!

by ingridclifford1995 March 30, 2016

headulator

When the dumbass uses their head to try to calculate a number.

Employee: "Well, when I did it in my head, 2+2 was 13. Is that not correct?"

Boss: "WTF dumbass, my headulator says 6, maybe you need a new printer ribbon put in your headulator. "

by JACinOR March 2, 2023

Headline Bulimia

the uncontrollable urge to regurgitate upon reading negative, disgusting headlines in the news.

" read about the Lord of the Flies behavior in Kabul.....Headline Bulimia hit me..."

by watapama September 3, 2009