Hazy Blumpkin

The act of smoking a blunt while taking a dump and getting some head.

I walked in the bathroom and Jimbo was sitting there getting a Hazy Blumpkin. Naturally, I hit the blunt and left.

by Tha Dinger April 2, 2011

Hazy Blazy

another word for Marijuana

Dude, me and my bud are about to get totally fucked up on some hazy blazy

by Edwardo Cortez January 15, 2009

Hazy Magnum

When you forget if you wore protection or not

I was so drunk, I think I may have pulled a hazy magnum.

by WailedGoblin054 June 24, 2016

Hazy Fuentes

When you're banging a girl doggy style with a finger in her ass, then pull out. As she turns around, blow the load in her eyes, then draw a mustache with the butthole finger.

The girl started speaking Spanish during sex so I gave her a Hazy Fuentes.

by Silky mane August 31, 2017

hazy gaze

The look on your face after drinking for a while and then someone asks you a serious question and you are trying to think of an answer.

After we finished that fifth of Jack, Frank gave me the hazy gaze when I asked if he needed a cab home.

by Indiana Texan February 5, 2020

hazy red

a strain of marijuana grown in the east Andes mountain range, this strain is said to be an extremely dank cross between wakiki queen and california skunk, produces a mellow long lasting high

Stoner 1: Nigga i copped a o of some good. Its hazy red. u wanna go chief?
Stoner 2: HAZY RED? OHH SHYT NIGG LEGGOOOOO

by DaGanjaLord420 March 30, 2011

hazy eyes

clouded vision
often accompanied with a feeling on content

(most commonly experience during summer or when one is in love)

"there's summer in your hazy eyes" - 'Nathan' by Flower Face (2:38)

"his eyes are hazy with love"

by pursuitforinfatuation March 26, 2023