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Haywood Jablowme

This sounds like a person's name but in reality it's just another way of asking a woman to blow you.
Jimmy comes home late after drinking with Larry and his wife says "who where you drinking with?" Jimmy's answer is Haywood Jablowme! Then his wife drops to her knees and blows him.
by JoeyBomm April 10, 2023
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Sam Haywood

Sam is a mean lad with a tiny pp and no hair he loves spending time with his mommy and eats chocy bars for breakfast
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Haywood

A state describing an individual with hairs continuing from the head interlocking with hairs from the pubic zone, forming a giant dreadlock.
"Josh, look at those beautiful stars!" said Lucy.

"My head wont move that far up, Lucy, you know im in Haywood right now. I'm getting it cut tomorrow, however, and I would love to star gaze with you then."
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Haywood Djublome

A very funny name, sounds like "Hey, Would You Blow Me?'
The name's Djublome, Haywood Djublome.
by JH, RS and AL January 27, 2012
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Haywood

"You go Haywood?"
"Ye on a daily fuckin basis mate. It's a shit hole."
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hayhole

a retarded juvenile male who takes jest in making stupid mistakes.
hayhole a youtube sensation in which his undies are removed with a 4wd and a rope can be found under '4wd undie snatch'
by jamin231 August 3, 2011
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