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Hastings, NE

Hastings Nebraska is one of the best cities in our great nation. Hastings is the birthplace of some of the nations greatest treasures such as Kool-Aid, and Tom Osborne. Population of around 25,000. Hastings College a glorified high school and is full of douchebag kids from surrounding towns, and Colorado that think they are good at sports. The library has lots of books in it. Good golf and a few good bars including murphy's wagon wheel and Wanda's.
Goliath: Are you going home for the weekend?

Reggie: Yes! those big douchers from hastings college are on break!!!

Goliath: Yay! Hastings, NE is awesome!
by theKoolAid May 4, 2011
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Hastings, MN

A city of about 22,000 twenty miles outside of St Paul. Full of helicopter moms who think the sun rises and sets out of their children's asses. Also has a substantial number of kids who think they're country because they live a mile ouside of town on a 3 acre lot with a pool, drive some POS 89 Silverado, and sport the Confederate flag. Close enough to the rest of the Twin Cities to have some sprawly growth on the edges of town, yet isolated enough to still be able to support some weird patrimonial hierarchies, socially, economically, etc. City and it's residents seem to reject the idea of assimilation into the Greater Twin Cities area, wanting to keep it's small town feel (which is okay) and it's closed minded ideals (not okay).
A: Me and my family live in Hastings, MN.
B: So you pretty much do whatever Michele Bachmann says then, huh?
A: Obv.
by ChrsJnvch86 June 1, 2011
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Harwinton

Harwinton is a small town tucked away in the hills of litchfield county. Although many outsiders believe the residents of Harwinton are all farmers, the town is full of recreational activities. Harwinton isn't just famous for the world famous Harwinton fair, In 1995 there was a Bigfoot sighting at Roraback WMA. There is also a local legend in Harwinton about a lost lead mine on the banks of Lead Mine brook that runs though the center of town. A group of individuals called the Harwinton Goonies spend their summers looking for the lost mine and treasure.
Did you travel through Harwinton yet?
by LeadMine? February 25, 2015
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haswani

Haswani means "Giving" and wani is just like a pearl. A person who has a strong principle and self-confidence, we called it Wani. As it shines like a pearl, that brings confident, be bright.
"Be bright as haswani, dear"
by Name,it December 28, 2016
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Dan Hastings

1) A total loser fetus faced asshole who uses girls for sex.

2) A wannabe marine.
1) Person 1: A Dan Hastings just tried to get in my pants!

Person 2: NO WAY! what an ass!

2) I wish I was a marine.. but I'm just not good enough. :(
by hatesbeinused2009 August 5, 2011
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East Hastings

East Hastings is the poorest neighbourhood in Canada. The streets are overrun with drug addicts (who have no problem with shooting up in the street) and prostitutes. This neighbourhood is not for the faint of heart. It isn't overall that dangerous, there is a hell of a lot worse places then East Hastings. But when there you should keep on your toes and watch your back. The media really exagerates how bad it is there. It is also the oldest neighbourhood in Vancouver, if junkies, pandhandlers, and prostitutes don't frighten or anger you then East Hastings is the place to be.
Mike: Want to go to East Hastings?
Bill: No way, I don't feel like getting shot.
Mike: Don't be closeminded, only way you will get shot there is if you fuck with the wrong people.
by Jennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn December 22, 2007
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Haslingden High School

A school located in the Rossendale Valley. It is popular for its high exam results and its Sixth Form. The Rules of the Sixth Form are utter bullshit and protests are being organised.
Boy 1: I go to Haslingden High School! :D

Boy 2: Faggot...
by RobbyW June 30, 2009
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