hashtaghashtag

When you are too mainstream for the normal hashtag and wish to break the mould and become an edgy hip*

"I saw your tweet last night, my mind was blown"
"You saw my new thing?"
"Yeah!"
"I was banterful, 'My dogs just squat everywhere #hashtaghashtag #bitgrim #nomorefibrefor them'"
"Why you so witty?"
"I know not"

by Mildturd September 20, 2012

Hashdash

The run you do for some weed, when you've run out

Dude, we've run out, I need to go on a hashdash,

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Hashbasher

1. A person who Hashbashes someone, but does not learn their lesson and it is known that they will strike again.
2. A Person who will Hashbash and has probably done so before

1. Jim: 'Don't you think that Harry is the biggest Hashbasher you have ever met?'. Dave: 'Yeah definitely but you know he will Hashbash again'.
2. Dave: 'I heard that he got her drunk and raped her last night'. Jim: 'What a Hashbasher! I bet it's not the first time that he has done it either.'

by HMol November 6, 2007

Hashstack

N. A whole bunch of hashtags at the end of a post.

Man, looking for the substance in that Tweet was like looking for a needle in a hashstack.

by AmyMoJo October 24, 2014

hashtash

A moustache grown especially to hide drugs in. Cocaine can also be placed directly onto the tash, for a more fun way of taking it.

Druggie 1: How are we gonna get these drugs past security?
Druggie 2: Fear not, my friend- I've grown *dramatic music* a hashtash!!

by Bekkeri November 3, 2008

Hashfashwashha

An expression used when one has a solid in their mouth that may be too hot for one to consume

‘Hashfashwashha’ I sluttered out as I consumed my hot mash

by TooHotToConsume February 18, 2019

hasstastrophe

when you have a crap teacher for history

Teacher: we have history now
Student: noooooo this is a hasstastrophe!!!

by dolfin1234 July 23, 2019