harsam

Just some sad guy who doesn’t care if he dies he just wants a girlfriend who cares for him

“Yo harsam whats good”
“Nothing is good”

by Yeagar420 March 15, 2021

Haresan

Usually a male who is wild,crazy, and for some reason the incarnation of a legend.

Person 1: Who scored that amazing goal last night.
Person 2: Bicylce kick, top bins?
Person 1: Nah then shithead
Person 2: Well it was The Haresan.

by KingOfBlitz October 22, 2019

Harsan

A boss or beast

Guy 1: Hey who is harsan?

Guy 2: Get the fuck out of here, he is a motherfucking boss!

by hotchick1993 May 8, 2011

Gunnery Sgt Hartman

An awosme fucking character from the Stanley Kubrick movie 'Full Metal Jacket' which is one of the greatest war films ever made.

Gunnery Sgt Hartman: DO YOU SUCK DICKS?

Marine:no Sgt hartman sir...

Sgt Hartman:BULLSHIT I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!

by Sergio Jaun Sheet Rodriguez November 15, 2010

Hartman

1. The surname Hartman means hardy/strong-man. Hartmans are an odd breed of Germans. Members of the Hartman Clan can usually be seen frequenting bars, Vietnamese whore houses and church all on the same day.

Rare strains of Hartmans enjoy drinking milkshakes while lifting weights and listening to a playlist compiled with musicians such as Death From Above 1979, old school Sugar Ray, the Backstreet Boys, Jack Johnson, William Shatner, and Culture Club.

Can also be used as an adjective or a verb.

2. A move that can be used in bed to sate even the most insatiable of nymphos. Can be used as a noun for the move, or a verb (to do the move).

1. "Hartman! Stop licking the tar!"

2. "Wow! Where did you learn to Hartman like that?!"

by M. Hartman August 1, 2006

Hartaconda

The Hartaconda is a non venomous extremely large snake. It is generally found in rural areas and starts its hunting in the early morning hours when it is hungriest. Although resilient in its stalking of prey, a few "Fuck You's", or "Go fuck yourselves" seem to be it's only Kryptonite. You can identify if you are being Hartaconda'd with a few easy warning signs. 1) You have considered cutting off your ears or possibly paying someone to fire off large caliber weapons close to your face to stop the ability to hear ridiculous rants about unsolvable or most likely fake problems. 2)You find yourself doing NOTHING all day and you are accompanied with someone talking about how you two are the only ones who did anything all day.
3) You are asked if you want to go fishing some time, only to have so called heterosexual, happily married friend stuff his penis in your face for a week straight.

Hey man, I've got a lot of problems at work going on, can you give me a hand?

Sorry bro, I got Hartaconda'd at 6:30, I guess I'm not doing shit today....... it sucks.....

by The Answer 503 December 3, 2018

Omari Harts

Omari is an amazing person he is handsome, calm, and sweetheart he doesn’t fall out of love easily he is and intelligent person but he doesn’t show it because he’s scared of what people will think he also blocks away his emotions, he a very wise person he helps others with their depression and their love life, he usually doesn’t let anyone in side, he’s very secretive Omari is a very hard working person he has a very high percentage of being famous statewide, he has a high chance of being wealthy.

If you meet a Omari you better treat them right.

Oh yea that’s Omari the famous dude:Omari Harts

by STATS Johnson November 11, 2019