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Hanauso Disease

Hanauso Disease is a fictional disease in which when the victim’s loved one lies or betrays them, flowers will grow out of the victim’s neck. Alongside that, the victim will be unable to talk until their loved one tells the truth.
Katherine had Hanauso Disease. That was the reason flowers were always growing out of her neck.
by jayquan. July 2, 2021
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Chris Hansen

The host on NBC Dateline.

Exposes criminals.

Stars on To Catch a Predator.

The biggest cock block of all time.
I went over to this chicks house to fuck, and Chris Hansen comes out of a door with his camera crew and asks me to take a seat!!!
by Bryan M L. October 11, 2007
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Hans Gehrke

Someone who blows people's minds on a daily basis with his amazing-ness.
Dude... that guy is more than awesome... he's Hans Gehrke.
by Bobby McBob Bobb April 21, 2009
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Hans

A person, A man, A Kid, A boy, Mature guy. He knows a lot yet tends to show he is just that simple. He likes to be just in the middle. Sometimes Clumsy. If entering a relationship, He can be faithful, loyal and commited to his lover. Diligent. Love to be with people. A clown witj his peers and very funny. He loves joking but when serious, He will be serious. Wise person. Yet Humble. He can learn anything even though its hard.

He is an amazing,crazy and epic man you could ever found.
This person is a Hans.
by Youuuuu_Me-cool December 3, 2017
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hansa

A beautiful small girl with a very big heart, funny and unique...so unique urban dictionary did not have a definition so I had to come here to define myself.. as I was saying hansas are attractive queens and princesses who seriously don’t care about negative shit ☺️ Some times hansas get moody and can be very easy to please as they have big hearts...they are currently worth £373927391 million
Hansas are true queens
by Defintions; April 21, 2018
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Hans-Peter Dürr

He was one of the great thinkers of modern physics. The winner of the Alternative Nobel Prize, has died at the age of 84 years (18 May 2014).

Dared what few of his colleagues dare: over the edge of his discipline think outside even if it touches spiritual and esoteric topics. He wrote for major scientific journals as well as for small spiritual, fearing for his reputation as one of the few students Heisenberg he had not there, he was concerned with the matter, a new, unifying worldview.
Hans-Peter Dürr was a scientist.
by Mundanus May 31, 2014
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Chris Hansen Effect

The effect on ne'er-do-wells caused by the presence of an apparent authority that is not law enforcement (e.g. Chris Hansen in Dateline: To Catch A Predator). The Effect usually causes the affected individual to spill their guts and make emotional pleas, or say "I'm just being stupid, I guess".
"I saw a man jerking off in his car as I was walking past, and I knocked on the window to warn him there were police hanging around. I guess I must've put the ol' Chris Hansen Effect on him, since as soon as he realized he had been caught, he began telling me about how shit his life is and how this was his first time."
by UnclePaulChipperson July 4, 2017
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