Ming Mong Handler

A person or group of people who have to deal and handle ming mongs' on a daily basis.

IT Dept dealing with ming mong support calls "Ohh shit that Ming Mong Bruce is on the phone again. I bet he rebooted his pc by turning his monitor off and on again" I hate being a Ming Mong Handler.

by Ming Mong Handler January 7, 2008

produce handler

1: someone that handles produce in a grocery store.
2: someone that goes around fingering all the veggies at said grocery store
3: someone who gasms at the thought of a fruit being shoved into an orifice of their body.
4: a person that goes around town naked screaming "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" with a feather up their bunhole && an ugly birthmark of donald trump doing the hula on their right side that sticks potatoes or similar shaped produce up other peoples tushes. then invites them to KFC where they eat it out with a spork.

1: The guy that works at giant is a produce handler.
2: That woman that goes around feeling up all the veggies before she puts em in her little blue basket is quite the produce handler.
3: Theres a woman n france that handles produce like a professional would ;
4: Im not so sure but that producehandler this week is quite good at what he does.

by MeaghanLiz March 4, 2008

handler

Handler has different meanings in many contexts- in competitive sports it means a trainer, in programming it specifies a routine that deals with a specific situation or type of data, in the CIA, FBI, etc. it means an agent's manager, and in the airport- a baggage handler... puts your bags on a little conveyor belt.

Generically, it means a person or thing which deals with a specific subdomain of interest.

Authoring an Urban Dictionary post makes me a kind of modern definition handler, a weapon of mass education- ya dig?

by Curiously Pernicious July 14, 2020

Hasler

the act of rejecting anyone who rates 8 or lower on the 1-10 scale (8 or lower being referred to as "b-team"). Pulling a true Hasler means going home alone no matter how seductive the subject and no matter how long the dry spell.

For a guy, pulling a Hasler often causes his bros to question his manhood.

Girl: Would you like to come over to my beach house tonight? It's meant to be an all girls pool party but for you I can make an exception
Guy: Nah, I'm tired. I think I will just call it an early night

Guy's bro #1: Did he just go Hasler on her?
Guy's bro #2: He must be either gay or taking playing hard to get to a whole new level!

Girl: Why must all good guys be gay?

by Dr. Brovius Hawthorne January 12, 2014

Retard handler

Individual tasked with maintaining control of a single tard while outside the confines of the retard school. Their duties mostly revolve around keeping the tard from going full retard and unleashing their retard strength on the public. Usually the number of handlers to the tard is an excellent indicator of a retard's strength. A one to one ratio would indicate a low strength retard whereas two handlers to one tard indicates a super strength retard.

The Secret Service is made up of the nation's most elite and well trained retard handlers.

by Carlos SpicyWeiner September 9, 2013

Handler

(Trafficker)

Her Handler told her where to show up next.

by Aisha got May 20, 2019

Ham handlers

The hand like hooves of an obese person. Often including an opposable digit. To aid in the handling of hams, or the operation of mobility scooters.

Look at at the ham handlers on that! She really looks like she knows how to handle a ham.

by Escobar Marineros August 27, 2020