Hanjior

The funniest and seggsiest person on earth who has the most brilliant tik tok content 🙄‼

Person A:i pissed myself laughing

Person B:why?

Person A:i just watched a Hanjior video

by Ttbadw_or_sum February 28, 2021

Hansoon

An individual who can go from completely calm and rational to extremely violent and racist in a matter of one to three seconds. Its as if a storm were brewing and it comes out suddenly like a typhoon. Similar to a rage filled ultra tantrum.

Triggered by: -People being loud late at night

-Having sex on a pool table

-Eating their food when drunk

-Anything you do if your named Moga

-Bringing them dishes to clean

-Chop through their door with an axe

(even worse if they are having sex)

-Cats tipping over trash cans

Warning signs: -A shrill grrrr sound

-Party balls thrown down stairways

-"FUCKING CAT" screamed

-Racial slurs

-Redundant name calling (ex: black nigger!)

-Orange towels thrown

-Door slammings and stomping

Guy 1: Hey did you get drunk and eat the guys food?

Guy 2: I think so... I dont really remember though.

Guy 1: Shit dude, you better be careful. That guy is gonna throw a Hansoon when he finds out!

(door slams, stomping)

and

("WHAT DUMB STUPID BLACK NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT ATE MY FOOD!")

Guy 1: RUN DUDE! HIDE UNDER THE STAIRS! A HANSOON IS A BREWIN'

by Mr Hardcoredts June 20, 2009

hanjo

Verb. (Han-joe) the act of a person giving pleasure by hand to another via genitalic stimulation. Just before climax, stop and walk away leaving the recipient unsatisfied.

I was so into this girl and what she was doing, but she just stopped. She gave me a hanjo. Not finishing at all!

by Undead8me April 23, 2016

hanoosh

A sexy chick with only the hottest boyfriend and the best friends that you can find. She is loyal and very kind although she is very energetic at times which could lead her to mess up. Everyone likes her and says she is pretty but she doesn’t believe it. All the guys are in love with her and I’m their eyes it would be a miracle to even go on one date with her.

Jack: omg look there is Hanoosh
Blake: she is so hot I wish I could date her

Jack: me too

by Terina April 20, 2018

Hanoona

Hanoona is LOVE, she is the meaning of LOVE. she is KIND, SMART, CARING and a lot more. she is ETHEREAL sometimes.

she is the type of person everyone needs in thier life. she is everything EVERYONE ever wishes for. she is a DREAM COME TRUE person fr, and she is MINE.

she is a HANOONA, she is like a HANOONA

by mygirlisthebest December 16, 2022

Benny Hanjob

The act of wrapping ones beard around a cock then stroking it until the beard looks like a Bush from a 70’s porno.

He gave Ron a Benny Hanjob and now he looks like he was in a pie eating contest.

by Harris88 March 31, 2020

Hanjo-banjo

The act of reaching around a standing nude man and sexually pleasing him.

One hand goes over the shoulder to vigorously jerk him off, while the other hand comes under his arm to rub his balls.

I just got out of the shower and my wife was behind me and started giving me a hanjo-banjo

by Sexual Thesaurus April 13, 2017