handburger

An act of foreplay, conducted during sexual intercourse, whereby one of the love makers inserts their fist into the other's rectum whilst they defecate.

Dude, we totally made a handburger and she like ate it down like a good gran'ma.

by Pip September 5, 2003

Flamin' Hamburgers

A exclamatory response usually said after a surprising event or situation.

Or

Used as a an attempt to avoid saying 'Fuck' in front of children with the 'F' prolonged in an attempt to change the word. "FFFFFlamin' Hamburgers!"

Related to Flamin' Hell, Flamin' Heck.

FFFFFlamin' Hamburgers!

by bomberto July 9, 2011

Handburger

The act of shaping an erict penis into a Patty then using ur left as the bun and inserting it into anothers orifice

I took my tinder date to Burger King just to find out she was vegan. I offered her a handburger instead and she took the whole thing.

by Dr.Yroc December 25, 2017

Hamburgers

A yummy food to get drunk if you eat lots of em hehe (Mc Donald, Burger King

1 person. Hey wanna get drunk
2 person. What do u mean by getting drunk
1 person. Bro I ment to get drunk by eating HAMBURGERS

2 person. Oh sure why not

Hehehej

by ThisiswhyuneedJesus June 24, 2024

hamburgers per bald eagle

a common meme on how the americans dont use the metric system

"hey, how are fast are we?"
around 69 hamburgers per bald eagle"

by lunalunara2904 February 13, 2025

going hamburgers

To go hamburgers is to go crazy. It originates from the turn of the century when cooking hamburgers was done in a vertical broiler, which people found strange...crazy even.

From then on if someone is "going hamburgers" it is when they do something out of the norm.

Did you see that Joe got fired for going hamburgers on an investor?

by thrashcomics December 29, 2020