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Double Meat Ham Sandwhich

When a man puts a strap-on dildo on backwards and bends two girls over and bangs them back to front.
Man, Last night I got two hookers and pulled a double meat ham sandwhich.
by Thebigpimp September 13, 2007
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stale ham sandwich

Someone who is lame, boring, or lack luster. One who has no excitement in their life.
Steve is such a stale ham sandwich. He never wants to go to the bar.
by Mountain Penguin April 10, 2018
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like a hobo on a ham sandwich

to compare someones rush to get something to the zeal in which a hungry hobo would snag a ham sandwich he/she just found
As soon as he saw his ho, he was all over her like a hobo on a ham sandwich.

Cuz he hasn't gottin any from her in like a week.
by Jehc Reed June 25, 2005
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Ham Scramble

The desperate attempt to tuck your junk back into your pants or under the covers after your mother walks in on you masturbating and giving yourself a hearty wanking.
Frank: Hey brahhhh! Why the long face?
Carl: Bad morning. I was giving myself of good old fashioned wank this morning before school and well.......mom walked in on me.
Frank: Were you able to Ham Scramble?
Carl: No. She handed me a tissue and walked out.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
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Michigan Ham Sandwich

A disgusting yet extremely arousing sex act in which an individual places slices of ham between their buttcheeks and has their sexual partner eat all of the ham. For it to be a true Michigan ham sandwich, there must be atleast 4 thick slices of ham between the cheeks.

ALT: Michigan Ham Sandwich on Pumpernickel

The same process as before, but the ham-holder is of african descent, thus giving the appearance of ham slices between pumpernickel bread.
"Man, I was just jerkin' mah gerkin' when Susie came over. Already extremely horny, my dick reached maximum size when she preformed a Michigan Ham Sandwich.

"Eyyo maen, me ands Sharkeliquaiea was fuckin' yezerday, and she ot' some ham out of da frigg, ya know? She did the Michigan Ham Sandwich on Pumpernickel nigga! I'z gotz some shit on my tongue, boi."

"Yeah girl, I was with Jake the other day, and I really wanted to get intimate, you know? And he did the Michigan Ham Sandwich. I would imagine it would have tasted delicious if I wasn't constantly smelling his sweaty taint."
by endwalker November 11, 2016
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chri-ham-spam

Hawaiian Creole English (HCE) pronunciation of "three hand span" undertaken during a game of marbles to get ones kini closer to the action.
No chri-ham-spam dis taim, ai no laik get mai finga dirti
by abbcccxyyzzz February 5, 2010
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